Jane Jago’s Drabbles – Four Hundred and Fifty-Two

Smelly bigger was having a ‘gap year’. Backpacking in Asia apparently.

The female called mummy snivelled for a few days, but recovered with the aid of a new car.

Then the strange thing happened and even father bigger expressed concern, before announcing that he had fixed it and smelly was on a ‘flight’ home.

He brought two things with him. A visibly pornographic gnome and an invisible STD.

He plonked the gnome beside the sundial and strode indoors. 

Edna Foregnome wasn’t having exposed dicks on her watch…

When morning broke, there was something else broken: the newcomer’s little pink willy.

©️jj 2020

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