Granny’s Sixth Pearl

Pearls of wisdom from an octogenarian who’s seen it all…

Botox

As a woman whose face has more furrows than a ploughed field, you can probably guess my stance on this subject.

Firstly: At what point did it become sensible to inject your face with food poisoning?

Secondly: Has nobody explained how frigging stupid you look when the only facial expression you can muster is vague surprise.

Thirdly: This doesn’t so much make you look young as desperate

Fourthly: If you stopped pulling the disapproving face that makes your mouth look like a cat’s bum…

And finally: Nobody looks at women over fifty anyway, so have a cake and enjoy life.

 

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