…. or ‘How To Speak Typo’ by Jane Jago
agroculture (noun) – the ethos of young men with assault weapons
beave (descriptive noun) – semi-shaven lady garden
cicksure (adjective) – bolshie and liable for fall over one’s own feet – often the result of the injudicious application of alcohol to the cakehole
denenter (noun) – word guaranteed to enrage a large man waving an axe.
emmory (adjective) – of men, having not shaved
endge (noun) – the bit of a car engine that whizzes round for no apparent reason
goid (noun) – swelling of the great toe caused by kicking the backside of an eejit
holarious (adjective) – so funny that you laugh until you all but get a prolapse
lierary (adverb) – of speech sounding as if it might be untrue
orgsam (noun – impolite) – self-generated sexual pleasure
sdie (noun) – bottle genie with a weird sense of humour
shre (adjective) – of yummy mummies to have special clothing for every activity
snutan (noun) – a peculiarly unappealing side of orange
touprt (noun) – ill-fitting hairpiece
Disclaimer: all these words are genuine typos defined by Jane Jago. The source of each is withheld to protect the guilty.