Rhyme

If rough and tough rhyme with blind man’s buff
How come that bough rhymes with now?
And if you amble through the morning dew
Why is it more thorough to stride across the borough?
If you cough at a toff it will put him right off
And it’s nice to be slow when kneading dough
This is stupid stuff and I have had enough 
English can rhyme on its own bloody time…

©️jj 2019