…. or ‘How To Speak Typo’ by Jane Jago
azamon (noun) – unfriendly elf, purveyor of all the things you never know you needed
delte (adjective) – geographical, of rivers, having a small muddy estuary but big aspirations
dismissibve (adverb) – of mansplaining the action of flapping a hand at any raised objections
flestive (adjective) – of Christmas decorations being old and mildly mouldy
moced (verb) – past participle of the verb to moce – to move slightly awkwardly as if one has a stone in one’s left shoe
mucter (noun) – small Caledonian gentleman with a large ginger moustache and galloping halitosis
out to fo (compound idea) – of hen parties looking for fast food, a fight or a f***
relaly 1. (noun) – special race for clumsy people who keep dropping the baton.
2. (adverb) – of relationships, describes the moment in an argument when you want to poke his eyes out with a knitting needle
suoth (adjective) – directionally challenged
Ther Elet (proper noun) – Miss Universe contestant from the planet Thrab, notable for her rendition of Mull of Kintyre on the Appalachian Nose Flute
trpuble (adjective) – of pubic hair being inexpertly barbered
virhin (noun) – female who last had sex a very long time ago
Disclaimer: all these words are genuine typos defined by Jane Jago. The source of each is withheld to protect the guilty.
Just to let you know, these always make me smile!
Emma
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