Sort out your marketing for Christmas
Sell some books they said
Do something truly memorable
And get into people’s heads
So she thought it out very carefully
With a big grin in her face
And by midnight on Cyber Monday
All her plans fell into place
You’ve surely heard of blog hops
So that bit was not unique
But a woman approaching seventy
Doing a virtual streak
She left her boobs in Australia
Her fat bum in the States
And what she did with her other bits
Was surely a disgrace
She spent Christmas Day in Facebook jail
New Year in a prison cell
But she sold a lot of books
So I guess it went quite well
Marketing For Christmas
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