Marketing For Christmas

Sort out your marketing for Christmas
Sell some books they said
Do something truly memorable
And get into people’s heads
So she thought it out very carefully
With a big grin in her face
And by midnight on Cyber Monday
All her plans fell into place
You’ve surely heard of blog hops
So that bit was not unique
But a woman approaching seventy
Doing a virtual streak
She left her boobs in Australia
Her fat bum in the States
And what she did with her other bits
Was surely a disgrace
She spent Christmas Day in Facebook jail
New Year in a prison cell
But she sold a lot of books
So I guess it went quite well

©jj