…. or ‘How To Speak Typo’ by Jane Jago
anythign (adjective) – of or pertaining to thighs
bluche (verb) – to walk as if constipated
celebreate (noun) – a celibate who has weekends off
dup of tes (noun geographic) – a group of islands in the south seas notable for bad dentistry and useless morality tales
effiencent (adjective) – of beer, bubbly but clouded and very yeasty
eriting (verb) – the peculiar practice of placing a peanut up one nostril and whistling Dixie
graet (verb) of authors to proclaim one’s own small talent a lot louder than it deserves
nekkis (adjective) – wearing oddly mismatched clothing at least two sizes too small
nlog (noun) – particularly hard fecal matter of an unfeasibly large circumference
overwhenling (adverb) – of locomotion unbearably slow and accompanied by rusty creaks
pricry (verb) – to sob uncontrollably when you can not afford something
siempunk (noun ) – tramp with good hair
usignt eh (noun) – a genus of small mammals famous for their short memories and large ears
wetaher (noun) – lachrymose woman
wodner (noun) one who is perpetually half sexually aroused. Hence the phrase ‘to walk like a wodner’
Disclaimer: all these words are genuine typos defined by Jane Jago. The source of each is withheld to protect the guilty.
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