We was hunting food when there come this bang and such a stench of sulphur that it near to blowed off our heads. Elmer he falls to the ground a-cryin’and a-prayin’, but the rest of us ain’t much into church so we primes our guns and waits.
Next thing we hears is a sound like something is tearin’ up the sky with big hungry claws. Elmer he faints.
Then the ripping sound comes closer and there’s such a tear as you would never believe, right through the space/time continuum.
Dobie shot this critter as it come through