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The ram needs excitement and isn’t sheepish about demanding it. The more extreme the better.
Spearfishing in shark-infested waters.
Taureans are stubborn, hard-working beasts. It is hard to persuade them to take any vacation at all. You are more likely to find them insisting on staying at home.
That holiday village down the road that you keep hearing badly sung karaoke from when you go passed.
The astrological twins need variety, the spice of life, to enjoy a vacation.
A dual centre holiday in India or Mexico – city and mountains. Which, depends if they prefer to spice their life with curry or chilli.
Trying to pry the crab out of its shell long enough to get a suntan is a challenge in an off itself. So make the destination hot and sunny enough for it not to matter if you can persuade them to disrobe or not.
A beach holiday in the Bahamas or a sunbed in the attic with a stack of romance novels.
The lion needs to shake its mane and roar to let off steam and relax. So any vacation needs to be somewhere others won’t be disturbed.
An African safari – or failing that a week at Disneyland where there is so much noise no one would hear them anyway.
The over-organised Virgo is fixated on detail. They will have bags packed and passports ready months in advance and woe betide an errant spouse who forgets to pack the toddler.
Any package holiday anywhere. That way Virgo will know precisely where they will be at any given moment of the vacation and be able to plan accordingly.
Libra enjoys balance in all things so when it comes to the work/vacation balance they will want to play as hard as they have worked.
For most Libras, this need to balance effort at work exactly in the scales, will mean an afternoon on Blackpool Beach or sunning themselves in the garden if the weather is clement will be more than adequate annual leave.
The super-sexed sign of the zodiac will want a racey destination where they can take the sting out of the daily grind… by having a daily grind…
Any city with a superior red light district
The archer needs to hit the target at work and equally when on vacation. Kicking up heels on holiday is best done in interesting places.
A well planned itinerary tour into the hinterlands of Mongolia.
Like every good goat, Capricorn loves to eat and any vacation must include plenty of interesting foodstuffs so Capricorn is not tempted to nibble on forbidden fruit.
A whirlwind gastronomic tour of European capitals if our goat is a gourmet, but if it is quantity not quality that appeals, a similar tour of the fast-food outlets of the United States would be preferable.
The water bearer needs to be bourne on water to truly relax and unwind from the gruelling nine to five.
For the fish the lure of the waves is irresistible. It is as vital to them as the air they breathe and they will be drawn to the sea on vacation like moths to a flame.
Any cruise. But be sure the safety barriers are high – the lure of the ocean can be too strong for Pisces to resist…
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