Mother told them that two-legs were unstable, but they thought she was joking. They hadn’t had the chance to study any. Until the day a whole bunch of them turned up in the next field.
They banged a big stick into the ground and while some of them made horrible noises with squeezing and blowing and banging things, some others capered around the stick crying aloud.
Doris turned to Deirdre and shook her head.
“Mooooo-ther do say they gets bit by gadflies this time o’ year”
Doris belched up a wad of grass and chewed.