A Problem

Dead pigeon on the roof of the shed
How did you get there?
How did you get dead?
Did a cat take you up there
Having brought you down?
Did you drop from the sky
When you were flapping around?
Or were you trying flight
Having just shed your down?
Dead pigeon on the shed, I have said enough.
Now, how the hell can I get you off?

E.M. Swift-Hook