Why do you want me to get up and go?
I’m really quite comfortable here.
Why won’t you do something relaxing and slow?
Like reading or pouring a beer.
You won’t get me cycling, I can’t ride a bike
And a fall is so dignity stripping
I’m likewise not up for an afternoon hike
Just hate to be sweaty and dripping
I’m not against exercise in the right time
I walked before you were awake
And now I’m enjoying this nice glass of wine
So will you shut up, for ****’s sake

©jane jago 2018

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