Amuse

I am a muse of good intent
Here to inspire and not torment
My only wish to steer you right
And not keep you awake at night

I am a muse and if you call
I’ll come and grab you by the balls
A gentle muse sir, I am not
But I’m the only one you’ve got

So if you’d keep inspiration handy
Mine’s a double Pimms and brandy