I am the wind that sighs above
Who through the cloud shoots pointed love
I am that pale capricious child
Whose soul is neither meek nor mild
Whose bow is bent, whose arrow falls
And makes imposters of you all
The Easter Egg Hunt – V
Since Ben and Joss Beckett took over The Fair Maid and Falcon, they have had to deal with ghosts, gangsters and well dodgy goings-on. Despite that they have their own family of twin daughters and dogs, and a fabulous ‘found family’ of friends. Life seems to be going well when…
The chirpy octogenarian looked up from his hand of cards and grinned toothlessly.
“I don’t reckon he’ll be giving your man any trouble.”
“Me neither. And while he’s outside I suggest we all have a drink on the house.”
“There’s no need for ‘ee to do that.”
“Possibly not. But I’d like to.”
While the regular customers were being served free beer I looked at Smith.
“How did you get here?”
“Taxi.” His voice wobbled a little, though I wasn’t entirely buying his timorous beastie act.
I lifted a hand and Ed came out from behind the bar.
“Not one of the buggers went for anything more than their usual,” he remarked cheerily.
“They aren’t a bad lot. And they did get a bit of free entertainment. Can you make me a very large G&T and bring my shrinking friend a brandy, also large.”
Ed saluted and winked at me before ambling off to fetch our drinks. Mr Smith looked truly uncomfortable.
“It’s very kind of you to provide me with a much-needed bracer. I’m grateful. But may I just call my father?”
“Of course. Shall I leave you?”
He blushed furiously. “No. That would be truly rude in me.”
I sat back and he pulled the very latest iPhone out of his pocket. I thought wryly that thuggery must pay better than catering, before deciding that I don’t have the temperament to be a gangster’s moll.
Meanwhile Smith was talking fast and I recognised the language as rom. He obviously didn’t expect a gadjo female to catch on to his antecedents, and while I was weighing up whether or not to let him know he had been rumbled I wondered what else he wasn’t telling me. I hadn’t reached a decision before he ended the call and treated me to a toothy smile.
“My father wishes me to pass on his gratitude for the information.”
Ed appeared with our drinks and I took a fortifying sip. Then I decided to call Smith’s bluff. I offered him my blandest look before speaking two of my six words of rom.
“Kaski san?” Meaning whose are you? As in what is your family?
He all but dropped his drink, along with his pose as a bumbling nonentity. For about ten seconds I saw a conscienceless killer looking out of his eyes, before he pulled himself together.
“How much of my conversation did you understand gadjo?”
I laughed in his face. “About none. I only knew it was rom. As for my question to you, Grandmother Lovell told me the words to find out the affiliation of a Romany person.”
He frowned briefly. “Why would she tell you that?” I could see when his memory of something or someone clicked in. “Joanna Beckett wouldn’t be Joss would she?”
“She would.”
He dropped the timid accountant pose and grinned me a crocodile grin. “Now I see why it’d be a bad idea to antagonise you.”
“So don’t,” I put a little whip in my voice. “Just explain yourself.”
“My grandmother was a Lovell. And my mother was a Heron.”
“And you lot are Smiths. Okay. But why didn’t you say anything before I rumbled you?”
“Because we mostly don’t like to have our ethnicity known.”
“I’ll buy that. But knowing that we have a connection to the Lovell family?”
He curled his lip. “Danilo Lovell has some very strange friends.”
This was no more than the plain truth, but there was something else bothering me.
“Okay buster. How come you never recognised Jed Lovell?”
He looked as if I’d slapped his face with something that smelled bad.
“That was Jed? Whose mother eloped with Jedediah Lovell?”
“I think eloped implies marriage. But substantially. Yes.”
“That makes him my cousin, I think. His grandmother and mine were half sisters. I need to call the old man again.”
I spread my hands, and watched with some enjoyment as he spoke to his father without bothering to hide behind his pose of ineffectuality.
He was just about finished when Ben reappeared, sitting down beside me with a wry grin.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen Finoula angry. And I’ve certainly never seen her Putting The Fear Of God. I rather wish I’d not seen it now. I truly don’t think those boys’ll be back.” He turned his eyes onto Smith. “What about your lot? Will I have Finoula come and talk some sense to you?”
“If Finoula is Finoula Lovell, then no thank you very much.”
“How’d you work out our friend here is Rom?” I asked.
“I didn’t. But Jed noticed him, sat there in his accountant on holiday gear, and blew the gaffe.”
“I don’t get that one little bit. I’m sure I have never seen Jed Lovell before, even though I have heard of him.”
Ben speared him with a long look, under which I could feel him squirming.
“Okay. I’ll give you that. And why you were recognised? Jed used to see your father when his granny was alive. Reckons you’re the spit of him.”
Smith pulled a sour face. “Apparently. Though it’s not something to aspire to. Looking like a pet rodent.”
I showed him my teeth. “I dunno. It could be useful. Until you let the mask slip, I might almost have thought you as harmless as your camouflage suggests.”
“There is that I guess.”
The door to the car park opened and Jed popped his head in.
“Okay to bring Clancy in for a minute or two?”
“Yeah. You’re fine. Got nobody in but locals.”
He opened the door fully and came in with Finoula on his arm. Her guide dog, Hector, was at her side although he wasn’t wearing his harness and they were followed by Clancy, whose sheer size was intimidating if you didn’t know him.
Smith stood up and greeted Finoula and Jed in rom.
Jed grinned, but Finoula said something sharp. Smith recoiled as if he had been slapped, but he dropped his head and replied quietly.
There will be more from Joss, Ben and their friends, courtesy of Jane Jago, next week, or you can catch up with their earlier adventures in Who Put Her In and Who Pulled Her Out.
Wrathburnt Sands – 14th Quest
Because life can be interesting when you are a non-player character in an online video game…
Milla thought of all the stories she had heard from the Visitors who had been to those distant lands in the Barren Steppes on the other side of the same Silent Sea which washed the beaches here.
“I’d heard the Lamia trapped unwary Visitors in their caverns and they had to pay a fine or perform many tasks to be allowed to leave.”
“And I have a bad feeling that might be exactly what’s happened,” Pew said miserably. “Only somehow it’s really happened. Like really really happened.”
Milla blinked a bit and tried to think what could be done. The Lamia were powerful people and she doubted they would be swayed by a bottle of fruit tea and a plate of flyberry cookies.
“I can’t even tell anyone,” Pew said, crest drooping in hopeless defeat. “They wouldn’t believe me. Anymore than they believe about you. And the Lamia are in an end-game zone so it’s not like I can just stroll in there and get him out. I’d need a group. Or a tank and heals at least.”
“A tank? That’s someone good at fighting?”
“Yes. Well, no. More good at keeping the mobs focused on them and tough enough to keep being hit without taking too much damage.”
Milla nodded not really taking in the details, an idea forming in her mind.
“Well I might be able to find one of those and One Eye has some healing potions for sale.”
Pew was staring at her as if she was speaking Elvish.
“I don’t think…”
“No. You don’t. That’s always a big part of the problem,” Milla agreed. “But I do. Fortunately. And I think we need to go on a venture and rescue String.”
Ruffkin leapt up and barked excitedly.
“But you’re an NPC – a quest giver. You can’t just travel around wherever in game. You have to stay here in Wrathburnt Sands. It won’t work.”
Milla got to her feet and started packing. She still had the backpack One Eye had given her and everything she needed to take slid into it. Then she turned back to Pew who was still sitting at the table, despondently munching on the last flyberry cookie.
“Why don’t you let me worry about that. Now you take Ruffkin to One Eye Rye and ask him to look after the little thing while we’re gone. You can pick up any supplies you need for the venture while you are there.”
Snout wrinkling a little doubtfully, Pew got up. Ruffkin seemed to know he was going to be left behind because his tail and ears were down.
“I can’t take you with us,” Milla explained stooping to give him a hug. “It’s too far and too dangerous for a little dog. Besides, One Eye will give you extra treats – he always does when we drop by his shop.”
Looking a little mollified, the dog trotted out after Pew. Milla gave her home a final glance, hoping she’d not be too long away, then closed the door firmly, linked her arm in Pew’s and took the path to the village. She left the two of them at the turn off to the pyramid, brushing aside Pew’s protests.
“Last time you spoke to the drakkonettes it was to shout names and charge at them,” Milla explained reasonably. “I think I’ll do better on my own.”
“Yelling ‘Leroy Jenkins’ isn’t shouting names.”
“They sound like two names to me.”
Pew had opened his mouth to argue again so she silenced him with a quick kiss and left him gaping after her for altogether different reasons from before. In Milla’s view they had been sort of boyfriend and girlfriend for several months now, so a kiss seemed in order.
Log on to Wrathburnt Sands by E.M. Swift-Hook for the 15th Quest next week.
‘Wrathburnt Sands’ and ‘Return to Wrathburnt Sands’ were first published in Rise and Rescue: A GameLit Anthology and in Rise and Rescue Volume 2: Protect and Recover.
The Secret Life of ‘Nomes – Justice
Though the biggers never see it, there is much going on in their own backyard where the ‘nomes make their home…
Strictly speaking Thimbletoes wasn’t a nome, she was a fairy whose glass wings refracted the sunlight into a million rainbows. But she was a sort of honorary nome, whose most particular friend was a shy girl nome with a garland of primroses around her broad forehead. Poor Primrose had the misfortune to attract the notice of Ferdy Fishernome. When she refused his attentions, he beat her with his knobby fists. Thimbletoes was enraged, and when Big Brenda arrived Ferdy was engaged in beating his own self with many cries of pain.
Brenda walked away. “I ain’t interfering with fairy justice.”
How To Speak Typo – Lesson 23
A dictionary for the bemused by Jane Jago…
afert (noun) – Egyptian goddess of typos
anywya (noun) – a strangely compelling haircut that looks like a haystack. Other haircuts are available to politicians but this one seems to work best
beign (adjective) – of underwear that peculiarly greyish beige that comes from many washes with the black sock that always sneaks into the machine
efort (noun) – safe storage for your computer
ehr (interjection) – the noise made by certain politicians when they can’t answer a simple question
exewrcise (group noun) – a bitchfest of yummy mummies with iPhones strapped to their skinny arms competing fiercely for who has the cutest running shorts
itisi (adverb) – of walking giving the appearance of having the cheeks of one’s bum tied together
londong (noun) estuarine penis
peopel (group noun) – a crowd of middle-aged women busily being outraged by modern life
slive (noun) – the piece left at the end of the cake from which the dog has licked the icing
stange (noun) – the smell of hair singeing
umbiquitous (adjective) – unsure whether or not one is omnipresent
viloence (noun) – the sound made by a female cat when she is looking for a mate
Disclaimer: all these words are genuine typos defined by Jane Jago. The source of each is withheld to protect the guilty.
Limericks on Life – Hay
Because life happens…
Exploring the mysteries of life through the versatile medium of limerick poetry.
The secret of life they do say
Is always find time to make hay
If there’s work to be done
Finish that and have fun
Make the most out of every day
Out Now: Lizard Lords of Jupiter
Take a peek into The Lizard Lords of Jupiter the latest masterpiece from the pen of the self-proclaimed queen of exotic sci-fi, Venus N. Uranus.
It seemed that they were only just in time as the doors opened fully. The round-faced woman entered and bowed all but double.
“The Mushir Szzrt.”
Cyrus bowed and Clea curtseyed.
Kerenza kept her eyes on the floor.
“Look at me,” the voice was oddly sibilant, but commanding.
She lifted her eyes and had her first sight of a lizard soldier. Her mouth went dry with fear. He was about seven feet tall with blue scaly skin and a thick muscular neck supporting a narrow reptilian head. He was dressed from neck to ankles in black silk bound with gold, and twin sword hilts were visible over the massive width of his shoulders. The eyes that regarded her with cold antipathy were so light as to be almost white, with vertical pupils and nictating membranes that constantly moved across their surface. He stared at her in silence and she felt a blush rise from her neck to her forehead. After what seemed a very long time the mushir turned his attention to Cyrus.
“Have the high lord’s instructions been obeyed?”
“To the letter, Mushir.”
“And what are your observations, flesh trader?”
“She is a ripe little thing. It would be an honour and a pleasure to break that one to harness.”
“Ssskrrt,” the lizard made a strange noise in his throat. “Indeed.” The sibilant voice was dry. “Is it intact?”
“Yes lord.”
“Display it. I am ordered to ascertain its condition.”
Cyrus snapped his fingers…
A Bite Of… Venus N. Uranus
We had three questions only to learn a little more of this enigmatic lady.
Question one: How much of yourself is in the heroines of your so-loved books?
Very little. But had you asked how much of my villains lives in my own breast the answer might have been more illuminating.
Question two: What is your favourite indulgence?
Ah. Champagne, I guess. Or possibly silken underwear.
Question three: Chips or doughnuts?
Neither child. One has an aversion to calorific snacks. The figure is above all importances.
At which point we had to retreat to the door as she began throwing shoes at us – shoes with sharpened six-inch stiletto heels…
Other works by Venus:
Animal Passions on the Ark
As the Ark flees a dying earth Captain Twerk and his crew are sucked into a dark sensual vortex from which only the prayers of a thousand virgins can rescue them. As far as we know they are still there…
Boinking for Freedom
Captain Tumescent Schlong and his Martian sidekick Wan Ka Dribblefloop save the universe with nothing more than KY Jelly and a swivelling hip action
Candles for Callisto
Two nuns and a redundant space cowboy carry the Candles of Callisto from their hiding place on earth to the Venusian temple where their ignition begins a multiverse-wide orgy that lasts a thousand years
Dominant Destroyer
Captain Selfie the Daandehoopian Dom and his faithful retainer Whippin’ Winnie beat the universe into submission with the aid of a bullwhip and a large silicone appliance
Katie the Qlingon Kleptomaniac
Aboard the prison cruiser Thrust, the only way Katie can avoid the attentions of Big Brenda and her blue banana is if she can become the prey of Captain Rutt Bigthong and his dog Sniffa
Marianna and the Testicles of Mars
How a silicone-enhanced glamour model saved the known universe using only the power of her ‘mind’ and a secondhand toothbrush
Neptune’s Nymphos
When the good ship Sphincta lands on Neptune, the male crew members quickly find themselves sold as sex slaves. Heaven? Or Hell? You decide…
Pulling Poseidon
The starship Donkey Parts is pulled into the orbit of a dark planet. Only the pulchritudinous Petunia Petals and her Venusian nose flute can save the day
Saturnalia on Saturn
Space explorer Thea Throbscuttle may have bitten off more than she can chew when she crash lands her flitter in the middle of a very rowdy midsummer party. Only the satyr Longtongue can save her, but what can she offer him to secure his aid?
The Virgins of Venus
Deep underground in the Caverns of Hi’Men live a thousand young women who have never seen a male in their lives. When the tunnelling machine breaks through the wall of their prison even the prodigious Throb Loverage is forced to flee for his life
Venus is a retired pole dancer and rectal explorer who now earns a living by writing, and knitting decorative merkins for ladies who are bored of their Brazilian. You won’t find her on social media because she is too busy penning her next exotic sci-fi bestseller or participating in the SETI program…
((WTB Ed. Note – We think the underling who put this piece together might have made a repeated typo in their use of ‘exotic’))
The Season it is Spring
So my rosebuds have been gathered
And my harvest taken in
As my life draws into winter
Though the season it is spring
And the days are getting longer
Though they always seem too short
Now the sun is shining brighter
Than I had sometimes thought
Yet still the world seems darker
Than twas in my days of youth
The ever-growing shadows
The cold and bitter truth
But there are still always pastimes
And often good company
With bonhomie and laughter
And honey still for tea…
The Easter Egg Hunt – IV
Since Ben and Joss Beckett took over The Fair Maid and Falcon, they have had to deal with ghosts, gangsters and well dodgy goings-on. Despite that they have their own family of twin daughters and dogs, and a fabulous ‘found family’ of friends. Life seems to be going well when…
Two days later, just on opening time, I was in the office inputting V.A.T. details when Ed poked his head around the door.
“Gent out here requesting a moment of your time.”
“Do we know him?”
“We do not.”
“Then I’ll come and speak to him in the bar. And can you have someone find Ben?”
“He’s waiting for you out there.”
“Okay. I’m on my way.”
It being early, the bar was sparsely populated. A couple of tables of old-timers playing cribbage before they ordered their dinners, and a small group of hefty farmers playing hooky comprised our clientele until the lunchtime crowd started arriving.
The gentleman wanting a word stood out like a sore thumb among them, even though he was entirely unremarkable in appearance. He was narrowly rodentine of feature, pink-skinned, conservatively-dressed and fussy in demeanour, making me think of a rural studies teacher on a rare day off. However, I have learned not to be taken in by appearances and I kept my guard firmly in place.
“Mrs Beckett?”
I nodded, indicating a window table, and he preceded me without comment. Our longest-serving waitress, Crystal, came towards us with her hands full of reserved signs.
“Is this one taken?”
She consulted her tablet.
“Not until one o’clock.”
I held out my hand for the sign. “We won’t be long I’m sure and I’ll bus the table and put this on it when we’re done.”
She moved away and We sat down. Ben sloped over to join us and my new acquaintance looked a little alarmed. I smiled.
“This is my husband. And you are?”
“My name is Smith. John Smith.”
I felt my eyebrows shoot up into my hairline and he laughed self consciously.
“Improbable but true. My father has a peculiar sense of humour.”
I let that pass and waited in silence for his next move. Ben opened his mouth to say something but I put a hand on his thigh and he subsided. I watched Mr Smith steadily, and he coloured to the tips of his ears.
“This is a little difficult.”
“Spit it out, man.” Ben made no effort to hide his irritation.
“What I have to say pertains to a certain young lady whose behaviour in your establishment has caused her family some embarrassment. However, her grandfather is the kind who believes in family first, and he is seriously concerned by a popular video showing his grandchild in a very poor light.”
I tapped Ben’s thigh to let him know I had this.
“And this concerns me because?”
He sighed. “It concerns you because he has been looking for some additional muscle to add to those with whom she normally associates.”
“To come and teach us a lesson?”
He sighed. “Sadly. However it has come to his notice that you are in some way connected to a family by the name of Lovell so he’s backing off.”
“Doesn’t want to get in the wrong side of Big Cliff?” Ben was sardonic.
“No. Apparently he did so once and the bloody nose he incurred has persuaded him to change tack.”
“And who is on his list for chastisement now?” Ben’s voice had quite the martial tone of a hunting horn.
Mr Smith looked truly uncomfortable. “Mr Proudly is offering a considerable sum of money to have the young lady his granddaughter slapped, physically assaulted. My father refused the contract, but there are many far less scrupulous concerns out there. Which is why I am sitting here squirming.”
“Amos Proudly?” I asked.
“That is his name. Do you know of him?”
Ben looked puzzled.
“Remember the crowd that tried to disrupt Danilo and Bethan’s wedding?”
He showed his teeth. “Oh yes. Now I remember the family.”
I rubbed my hand against his denim-clad thigh. “You want to have a word with Danilo?” I said.
“I do.”
“You do that, and also warn Morgan’s dad, while I explain to Mr Smith here what a bad idea it would be to go after her.”
Ben went and I looked at Mr Smith, assessing how best to phrase the warning I was going to give him. In the end I went for straight from the shoulder.
“Are you aware of Brown Brothers Security?”
He blinked. “I am. Why?”
“The girl Amos Proudly is trying to arrange a beating for is Mark Brown’s daughter.”
I had the satisfaction of seeing Mr Smith’s complexion turn from country solicitor ruddy to the colour of cold porridge.
He opened and closed his mouth a few times, but before he had himself together, the bar door opened so fast that it banged back against the wall with a fearsome crash. The three young men who stood framed by centuries old oak obviously thought themselves hard. And frightening. All carried pickaxe handles and the biggest and proddiest slapped the heavy wood against the palm of his hand.
“Anybody not wanting to take a hiding has two minutes to exit via the back door,” he snarled.
Nobody moved, which seemed to unnerve the young spokesthug, whose voice rose by a couple of octaves.
“Ain’t you lot listening? We’re about to smash this place to smithereens and that includes anyone what’s still here when we get started.”
A large and phlegmatic local looked up from his pint. “Piss off.”
Thug one leapt forward, only to measure his length on the flagstone floor. The foot he tripped over belonged to another of our most regular customers, a sprightly eighty-year-old with no time for what he saw as the softness of modern young men.
“In my day,” he cackled, “us took our beefs outside and settled ‘em with our fists.”
Thug one made to roll over, but found himself eye to eye with an irritated German Shepherd. He took a firm grasp of his pick handle but an even more irritated Ben arrived, and kicked him precisely in the elbow. He dropped his weapon. It is entirely probable that his two chums would have rushed to his aid, but they had their own troubles in the shape of Jed from the market garden and his dog, Clancy. Jed had one would-be hard boy by the back of his hoodie and was holding him so his toes barely touched ground, while Clancy had his jaws around the arm of the third guy and was rumbling deep in the barrel of his chest.
“Finoula did smell danger. She do want a word with these here if someone can go and make sure she gets here safe.”
Crystal set out at a gallop.
“Shall we move this to the office?” I was proud of the calmness of my voice.
Jed chuckled. “Outside’d be better.”
He turned around carrying his prisoner as easily as if he was no more than a child.
“Clancy fetch,” he said and his huge lurcher dragged a whimpering youngster along with them.
Ben didn’t wait to be told to fetch, hauling his victim onto his feet and herding him out of the door. As they passed me I heard Ben speaking in a softly implacable voice.
“Please give me a reason to beat the crap out of you sonny. I’m in such a bad mood right now and I don’t want to take it home to the missis.”
The sound of a would-be hard boy swallowing was louder than Ben’s voice.
There will be more from Joss, Ben and their friends, courtesy of Jane Jago, next week, or you can catch up with their earlier adventures in Who Put Her In and Who Pulled Her Out.
Wrathburnt Sands – 13th Quest
Because life can be interesting when you are a non-player character in an online video game…
Ruffkin got up and started barking. Milla groaned. Another Visitor.
“Go away,” she called “The quest is off until tomorrow it’s…” She tried to remember the word the Visitors used. “It’s gritched.”
“Milla?”
Her heart skipped a beat and she was at the door in a moment opening it. Pew stood there dressed in his shimmering red Firecaster robes, ineffable runes swirling around him, looking as if he was being chased by a pack of enraged landsharks. He staggered into the room, ignored the welcoming bound from Ruffkin and dropped into the chair she had just vacated, cupping his hands around her mug of fruit tea, his crest flattened against his head and the colour washed out from his scales. Ruffkin retreated to his bed and looked at them both mournfully.
Milla found another mug and poured herself some more fruit tea, then searched around in her pantry for the emergency supply of flyberry cookies. She scooped a few onto a wooden plate and put them on the table beside the desolate Pew before taking the other chair herself.
That was when she knew whatever it was, it must be really bad. He didn’t even pick up a cookie. His favourites. He just put his mug down, pushed the plate a bit away and stared at the cookies miserably.
“It’s string.”
Milla blinked.
“No. Flyberry. I bought them from One Eye. He’d not put odd things like that in his cookies.”
Pew gave her a very odd look.
“Not string. String. You must remember him?”
Milla did. But sometimes she wished she didn’t. He’d been with herself and Pew on her one and only venture and he’d not been the nicest Visitor she’d ever met. Too much like that elf.
“I thought you said he’d rage quit, whatever that means, and gone away for good?”
“Not for good. Not String. He’s a gamer like me. He’ll always come back.”
Milla reached out a hand and put it over one of his.
“I’m glad you always come back. But String… I thought you weren’t really friends?”
Pew gripped her hand.
“I’ll always come back because you’re here. And no… Maybe not friends. But he and I…well… we played through this game from launch together. We’ve been guildies most of the time and I guess that means something.”
Milla didn’t pretend to understand. This was a Visitor thing, clearly. But she could see Pew needed her, that was very obvious.
“Tell me what’s happened?” she prompted.
“First I knew he was back in the game was when I got a private whisper from his roomie today. Said he’s in some kind of coma or trance. He was in his room playing the game and they were chatting on the ‘chord – then it went quiet.”
“So String has gone missing?”
Pew ate a second cookie before replying. “Yes. But I think it’s worse than that.”
“Worse than going missing?”
Milla wondered if he meant String had vanished in the same way people sometimes vanished after an Expansion. Sometimes they simply weren’t there any more. She shivered at the thought. She hadn’t really liked String much but she wouldn’t wish that on him.
“Yes. Worse. When the roomie checked String was sitting in his chair with a smile on his face but unaware and unresponsive. His machine was still on, game still running. That happened yesterday and he’s been the same way ever since.” Pew picked up one of the cookies and ate it.
Milla filtered out the meaningless words as she always had to when talking with Pew and focused on the key point.
“So he is sick? Don’t you have healers in… wherever he is?”
“We do. But I don’t think they’ll be any help. The thing is String was soloing around Lustrous Lake, trying to build faction with the Lamia so he could get that cool looking water-dragon mount. And String always had a thing about the Lamia, their uber-long blue and green hair, their huge aquamarine eyes, their water breathing ability…”
“Their lack of virtually any clothing?”
Pew’s crest flushed.
“The point is he always said if he had to live anywhere in game it’d be in the Lamia village.”
Log on to Wrathburnt Sands by E.M. Swift-Hook for the 14th Quest next week.
‘Wrathburnt Sands’ and ‘Return to Wrathburnt Sands’ were first published in Rise and Rescue: A GameLit Anthology and in Rise and Rescue Volume 2: Protect and Recover.