A Bite of… Nancy O’Hare

Stories from Nancy O’Hare’s personal quest to explore our planet are now available to help you create your own travel experiences. For twenty years, she coupled her love of diverse cultures with a career in finance; she has been based in Nigeria, Oman, Switzerland, Australia and Canada—plus completed a couple of short stints in Qatar and Ecuador. Between work assignments, O’Hare and her husband have taken multiple around-the- world trips for months at a time, covering all seven continents. They gravitated towards hidden gems tucked away from the crowds and aimed to see the essence of a place.

Q1: Why did you give up a twenty-year career in finance to write about travel?

Although this might not sound like an obvious transition, I originally went into accounting because every company across every country needs accountants. My CPA enabled me to experience places not only as a visitor, but by living there. Australia, Oman, Switzerland and most recently, Nigeria became my home. My husband and I both love to explore different cultures. We have quit our jobs on a couple occasions and travelled for months at a time, including a year-long round-the- world trip covering all seven continents. I had never expected to move to Nigeria, yet my time there triggered a desire to push my boundaries and try something completely new.
I craved a change from my structured office role and writing offered a flexible alternative. Ideas fluttered around in my head, completely unrelated to my finance background. Other adventure travellers—or armchair readers—might also thirst to know unexpected places. They might feel intrigued by lesser-visited regions around our world. I wanted to switch up the traditional travel narrative into a useful structure. So, I grouped my ‘best of’ experiences into common themes, such as hiking, ancient sites and animal encounters. Each section combines travel advice and descriptive stories to bring a place alive. Free previews are available on most online bookstores, so you can see exactly what I mean.

Q2: What was the most difficult trek you have done?

Two treks stand out. My husband and I have done a lot of hiking and thought we could handle a little mud during the rainy season in northern Laos’ Nam Ha National Protected Area. Well, over three days, we became well acquainted with incessant leeches and steep, slippery trails that needed a machete to navigate. The worst aspect was our sleeping huts. They had been poorly maintained and become home to swarms of bees. The mosquito nets had been stolen and in the second night’s shelter, a massive hole had been torn from the roof. Our guide advised not to swat the insects or we could get stung. So, both evenings at camp were spent with critters literally crawling all over us. They left overnight but returned around 5:00 a.m., their buzz a gentle wake-up call.
The other trek was a nine-day hike in Uganda’s Rwenzori mountains. We climbed Africa’s third highest peak, Margherita. The upside with this trek is its absolutely stunning, otherworldly scenery. The downside, I was not in as good of shape as I should have been and conditions were difficult. It was not uncommon to spend a few hours hopping from tussock to tussock across boggy plateaus or hiking up muddy trails turned into gushing streams. Day after day of hiking through mud and sludge in a high-altitude environment distorted my enjoyment of this otherwise amazing journey.

 

Q3: What message do you hope readers take away from your stories?

People are basically the same wherever you go. They care for their family and are trying to make a better life for themselves. I have seen this over and over, yet often people tend to fear the unknown. I am frequently asked if I felt safe or if a place is dangerous. The reality is that most incidents that do occur are fairly localized. You need to be aware of your surroundings no matter where you are, in your hometown or across the world. I remember flying into Maputa a couple days after riots erupted over rising bread and fuel prices. I initially felt uneasy, yet the streets were calm. We did not go out after dark, but during the day locals gave us advice, people smiled and went about their business. On another occasion in Malaysia, a staff at a remote guesthouse doubled my husband and I on the back of his motorbike to a hospital for a malaria test. People help one another. My advice is to travel, away from the mass tourist sites and seek a more realistic perspective of what a region offers.

In 2017, Nancy O’Hare published her first book, Dust in My Pack, which captures the real stories behind her most memorable journeys and intriguing sites. You can follow her on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Goodreads and her own website.

 

Sunday Serial – XX

At seven fifteen, Sam parked his scruffy Audi in the pub car park. He sat for a moment, wondering about the next few days, then got out of the car and hefted his small bag from the boot. Striding into the beer garden, he made himself slow his pace as he headed for the little camping field, where the woman he had spent all of the last week, and most of the last year, thinking about would be waiting for him. His feet made no noise on the grass as he rounded the hedge. He saw the familiar campervan, with the black dog sitting inside the door, and then his eyes turned to the woman who sat at her ease on a comfortable chair with a glass of wine on the table at her elbow. She wore a simple white dress and her long brown legs were stretched out in front of her. He walked softly towards her and she turned and smiled.
“Hello Sam.”
“Hello yourself.”
She stood to greet him, and he bent his head to kiss her laughing mouth.
“You look gorgeous.”
“Smooth talker. You look pretty good yourself.”

Then for a moment there seemed to be nothing to say. Bonnie rescued them by jumping out of the camper and greeting Sam enthusiastically. The small interruption allowed the humans to collect themselves.
“Oh Sam,” Anna laughed helplessly. “Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.”
“And maybe it was. We just have to give ourselves some time. And you do look gorgeous.”
“I tried. Somehow it didn’t seem right not to make an effort.”
“That’s nice. Makes me feel like you think I’m worth an effort.”
“That remains to be seen. For now, how about a glass of wine while the food heats up?”
“Please.”
Anna jumped into the camper and passed out a glass and a bottle.
“Sit. I’m just putting the lasagne in the oven.”
Sam poured himself a glass of wine, then sipped carefully as he sat in one of the two chairs.
“Hey. The wine is excellent, and I’ve always liked these chairs.”
Anna laughed and came out of the camper carrying a small tray. Sam jumped up and took it from her hands. She laughed again.
“Just something to keep us going while supper cooks.”
“Antipasto. How sophisticated.”
Anna sat beside him and reached for her own glass of wine. She nibbled an olive and smiled at Sam.
“Eat. Or I’ll snaffle the lot.”
He grinned, and they both reached for the olives. He grasped her hand and turning it palm up bit gently into the soft flesh at the base of her thumb. She felt a hitch in her breath, then caught her bottom lip between her teeth.
“I didn’t say eat me.”
“But you were right there, and I couldn’t resist a nibble.”
“Shut up and have an olive.”

After that, the conversation got easier and by the time their supper was ready they were almost as relaxed with each other as they had been on their previous dates.  They moved inside for the lasagne, and Anna put together a simple green salad to go with the pasta and the warm garlic bread. They sat opposite each other at the small table eating and talking. Sam cleaned his plate with the last of the garlic bread, then grinned wryly.
“It’s a good job you ate the garlic bread too, otherwise a snog would have been right out of the question.”
She leaned over the table and kissed him softly.
“You taste all right to me.”
Before she had the chance to move away Sam put a hand behind her head. He nibbled her lower lip before kissing her deeply.
“You taste more than all right. But I guess we should deal with the dishes before we start fooling around. I’ll wash.”
“You don’t have to do that.”
“I do. You cooked. And it was delicious.”

They cleared up, working side by side in complete amity. When the little galley was spick and span, Sam smiled at Anna.
“Does Bonnie need to go out now?”
“She’d like to.”
“Shall we then?”

They walked hand in hand down to the little stream. Bonnie had a noisy drink, then came and looked up at the two humans with a quizzical expression on her dark face. Sam stroked her ears before taking Anna by the shoulders and bending to her mouth. This time the kiss was hot and urgent and left Anna’s knees close to buckling. She wrapped her arms around him and clung on tight. He laughed delightedly. “Like that do you?”
“Mm, but my legs are going to collapse if you carry on doing it.”

He swooped her up into his arms and strode back to the open door of the camper. Bonnie frisked around them enjoying this new game. Sam put Anna down just outside the door, and kissed her thoroughly.
“You sure you want this?”
“Oh yeah.” She fisted her hands in his hair and pulled his head down for another kiss. Somehow, they made it inside, where things rapidly turned a bit frantic.

When the world reclaimed them, they lay entwined and Sam smiled down into Anna’s face.  
“Well, well, well. You are a pleasant surprise.”
“How so, kind sir?”
“A tiger under the snow. A body like a goddess. Simultaneous. I never had that before. You?”
“Umm. No. But I haven’t had a lot of lovers to compare.”
“Could one be rude enough to ask how many is not a lot?”
“One.”
Her voice was very small.
He hugged her tightly.
“Don’t sound ashamed. Choosy isn’t a failing.”
“Not so much choosy as nobody else wanted me.”
He was genuinely puzzled.
“Why would you even think something like that?”
For a moment Anna studied Sam’s tattooed chest. Saying nothing. Then she lifted her face and met his eyes.
“Because it’s true. You wouldn’t have noticed me a year ago. I’d stopped hiding when I met you.”
“Hiding?”
“Protective colouring. I was a plain, gawky teenager, and then there was a lot of shit at home to deal with, and in the end I had a job where anonymity was almost essential. So I developed strategies to prevent people noticing me. Ill-fitting clothes, unflattering hairstyle, never saying boo to a goose, never looking people in the eye. And so on.”
“So what changed?”
“Too much to explain. I realised that my life was a crock of shit. And I bought the camper so me and Bonnie could have some fun.”
Then she couldn’t talk any more and hid her face against his chest again. He stroked her hair, then she felt his fingers removing the comb that had by some miracle kept it in a knot at the nape of her neck. He combed the waves out gently before kissing her temple.
“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you embarrassed and sad. I really do have feelings for you. Apart from the best sex of my life, you are beautiful and funny, and I’m very lucky just to be here.”
“Don’t be sorry. I have to learn to talk about it.”
“Not if you don’t want to…”
“I do. But I think I can only manage it in bits.”
“Fair enough. I’m not pushing you.”

He rolled her over and ran those knowing fingers up and down her spine before massaging her shoulders and spanning her narrow waist with his hands. He found a thin, white scar just above her right hip.
“Is this one of the things it’s hard to talk about?”
“Yes. I was fourteen. My mother threw a knife at me. I lost a lot of blood and some internal bits and bobs.”
“Oh baby. I’m sorry. Why?”
“Dementia and alcohol abuse.”
“Shoot. You did have something to cope with. However, you came through it strong and lovely.”
“Thank you.”
She rolled onto her back and used a fingertip to trace the tattoo that wandered across his chest.
“Tell me some more about Smaug.”
“A little rebellion, but you know that. I knew I was going to be a responsible surgeon for the rest of my life, and I wanted something that was for Sam the rebel. It fucking hurt. And my wife hated him.”
“Oh? How odd. I think he’s sexy.”
“Do you now?”
“I do indeed.”
“You wanna demonstrate?”
“Maybe.”
She walked her fingers down the dragon’s back and followed its tail down.
“Careful woman,” he growled softly, “dragons can be dangerous.”
“I’ll take my chances. Just lay back and take it like a man.”
He rolled onto his back and put his hands above his head.
“Be gentle with me.”
“No chance.”

Jane Jago

New Me

I am old, let me make one thing clear
That no matter what time of the year
There never will be
Any sort of ‘new’ me
I’m fond of the old one. And beer

© jane jago 2018

 

Weekend Wind Down – Desperately Seeking Jaz

This is an extract taken from Trust a Few the opening book of Haruspex Trilogy part of the Fortune's Fools.

A short time later he walked into in a small eatery which served the needs of the spaceport workers in the sector. The sign on the window said: ‘Real Cooked Food. All Day – Every Day.’ in orange and green flashing letters. The food smelt very good and having survived on the cafeteria fare of the recycling plant for the last ten days, Avilon used some of his new, positive, financial status to purchase a meal, with no hesitation at all. The teenager who served him was unmistakable, as if a familiar shadow fell upon his features, shaping them to look slightly different in Avilon’s mind.

He had come to the right place.

Having paid for his food, Avilon sat at a table near the counter to eat it. It tasted good, better than any meal he could remember eating. When he finished, he went back to the counter and ordered a drink which he sat with as the lunchtime rush subsided and the number of new arrivals slowed up. Soon the teenager began moving round mopping the tables ready for the next shift change and rush of diners. Avilon waited until he came over to the table nearby so he did not have to raise his voice at all.

“I’m looking for the man who owns this place. We were in the military together.”

The youngster stopped wiping the table and just stared, as if he had not even noticed Avilon before. Then his expression changed as his gaze fixed on the wide scar which cut down one cheek, the puckered skin where the tech-port drilled into Avilon’s skull and the three deep-ridged lines of badly healed flesh running over the back of one hand, looking like some kind of tribal or gang identification mark.

“Jaz. Jazatar Baldrik,” Avilon prompted, keeping his voice low.

“Ma!” The boy’s eyes remained on him, looking resentful at his presence: “Ma, there is someone here asking after the sperm donor.” Then a wealth of dark emotion visibly welling into his eyes from somewhere deep down, the teenager turned away and vanished behind the counter into the kitchen area beyond.

Avilon sat very still. Far from the expected warmth and welcome, he just landed in a new warzone without Lattice support.

A woman came through the door at the back of the counter, her gaze finding him right away, although there were one or two other people still eating and now glancing with some curiosity at Avilon. She wiped her hands on a cloth which she left behind the counter, then she approached him and, without a word, sat down at the table.

“I’m looking for Jazatar Baldrik,” Avilon repeated. “We served together. You must be Tillsa – he spoke of you.”

The woman neither acknowledged nor denied the name.

“I’m sorry. Jaz is gone,” she said. “This never was his place – it is mine.” She added the last as if it explained everything. Avilon watched her, trying to match the figure in front of him with the image he had formed from the little Jaz told him about the woman he shared his life with.

Avilon was not a complete stranger to women, there were always some in the Specials and like the men, they were in general cold, sexually aggressive and violent. Civilian women, he had read, were, in general, not. This one did not have the beauty he expected from Jaz’s fixed commitment but looked much the same height as Jaz as she was only slightly shorter than Avilon himself, with a strong face, strong hands and weary eyes. She brushed away a streak of mousey hair that slipped out of the hygiene covering, pushing it back. Her eyes held his own and he saw something in them shift a little as if she noticed something about him she had not seen before, and from there, her expression also changed.

“Don’t mind what, Tarn said. He’s not been dealing so well with learning his father -“

She broke off and broke the eye-contact, looking down at her own hands for a moment then across to the hand he rested on the table, the one with the triple cut scarring. He saw her tense, not in any form of recognition but in its opposite – a profound alienation, close to revulsion. She would go in a moment and the chance would be lost.

“I just need to speak with Jazatar Baldrik. He is expecting me.”

The woman’s eyes swept up to his own again and the line of her mouth became a fraction tighter with some inner resolution.

“I told you, Jaz is gone. I don’t know where he is.”

She started rising and Avilon fought back his desperate need to grab her hand and make her sit, make her stay, make her tell him. But civilian rules of behaviour did not permit that. It could count as assault and an assault charge would have him returned to the Specials without any appeal. So he let her stand and watched the emotions raw on her face, so personal and revealing she could have been standing naked before him. But one of the emotions looked like courage and another, maybe, compassion – or something as kind.

“If it is any help, I think he’s left the ‘City. You hear – things – sometimes. He made some people feel unhappy when he came back. I think he tried hard to keep legal – maybe too hard. Sometimes people don’t let you walk away from who you were.” Her expression shifted again, hardening as if aware she gave away more of her own feelings for Jaz than she should. Avilon searched his mind for the right question. It mattered, because he knew he would only get the chance to ask one question now.

“Would anyone know – more?”

The slightest nod and a quick glance to be sure no one paid any attention to their conversation.

“Shame Cullen.”

She turned away as soon as she said it and went back behind the counter and through the door beyond. A few moments later the teenager came out again and started cleaning the counter area. One of the lights had a strange flicker, a visual irritant and the slight sounds of people eating seemed louder over the low beat of the background music.

Avilon got up and left, opening the door of the diner feeling more alone than he could recall and stepping out into a blasted waste which had no markers or waypoints, no shelter or supplies and so little gravity his stomach felt close to nausea.

E.M. Swift-Hook.

The Thinking Quill

Dear Reader Who Writes,

First, the formalities, rendered necessary since I understand there may be a small handful of benighted individuals who have yet to encounter my work. To you, new readers who write, allow me to bestow upon you the honour of making my acquaintance. I am Moonbeam Farquhar Metheringham IV, much feted and acclaimed author of the soon-to-be classic science fantasy novel, ‘Fatswhistle and Buchtooth’, which has been withdrawn from sale to allow other, lesser, authors a chance to gain some small measure of public acclaim.

As I was contemplating which thread I should next tease out from the weft and warp of the fine cloak woven by the daughters of Mnemosyne, to examine and explore with you, my beloved students, my gaze happened to alight upon a shelf in my writing room. This is one which is still home to some items that pre-date my conversion of the room from coal-hole to bijou literary cubby.

This item was a box which had once (and for all I know may still as I have no intention of investigating further) contained a pair of running shoes. Not mine, I of course hasten to reassure you, dear RWW. You would never see your respected pedagogue dressed up in skimpy shorts, panting and perspiring in the park. No, these were relics of an era when Mumsie still fondly craved the elusive illusion of youth before she allowed the sangria of summer to fade into an angostura bitters and advocaat autumn.

But if I close my eyes it is still impossible to banish the profoundly disturbing memory of her donning leggings and Walkman and heading off at a jog. I recall her return on most such occasions, red faced and smelling strongly. Usually gin, but sometimes whisky. And her triumphant proclamations: “All the way to the King’s Head today!’ On one occasion I asked her how she did it and her reply has haunted me down the years.

“Pace, Moons, pace. You have to know when to push it and when to give up, flop on the bar and have a drink.”

Which brings me neatly to today’s lesson.

How To Write A Book – Lesson 23: The Write Pace

Pace, dear RWW, is everything in your book. It is not about how fast you write or about how quickly your reader reads – no it is about the speed at which you unfold the glories of you world, the wonders of the people who inhabit it and the intricacy of the plot that binds them together.

As you can already see, this places pace at the very heart of your writing – you can imagine it as a pacemaker inserted within that heart to keep it beating strongly and steadily throughout your story. Strongly and steadily. Yes, that, my pupil in penmanship, is the secret. Too many authors fall into the trap of thinking that pace is something to vary. That to speed up and slow down is the epitome of good pacing. But, of course, they are flawed thinkers to so conclude.

Always remember, this is your literary endeavour, your creation, your magnum opus! It needs the powerful and stately beat of a steady drum to allow you to explore every detail in depth. BOOM! The slow unfolding of the scene where all is set. BOOM! The introduction of each character, allowing the reader the chance to know them through their intricate and individual back stories, written in rich detail. BOOM! The slow dawning of a story, but not too fast. Allow many things to happen first to show off the world and showcase your characters within it, so the reader is fully immersed in both world and characters before you profane their minds with anything of note. Let it sneak up on them unawares that there is indeed a plotline.

This is the secret of pacing, ingest it into your soul so it may spew forth in your writing.

Until next.

Moonbeam Farquhar Metheringham IV

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Author Feature – from Max and the Multiverse by Zachry Wheeler

The concept of parallel universes, also known as the multiverse, had always presented itself as a tantalizing yet unprovable theory. The quirky conundrum fell under the category of amusing speculation, something for geeks to discuss in the uncool corners of parties. However, Max was the second being in all of existence to discover the truth: that an infinite number of parallel universes do, in fact, exist. The first to verify the multiverse theory was Rumac of the Suth’ra Society, but he didn’t care enough to publish.
For the most part, parallel universes are almost as unremarkable as Max. As near identical copies of each other, it takes a keen eye to notice any difference at all. The only variation between one universe and the next might be that Han shot second. In the vast majority of universes, humanity remains unchanged. The tweak might only affect a species of space slugs in an adjacent galaxy, but whenever Max shifted, it altered his particular domain. Apparently this is a rule of shifting, but we’re only monkeysacking here (the equivalent of “spitballing” in another universe).
Max acquired his incredible ability in the dumbest way imaginable. He gamed, a lot, enough to alienate girlfriends and worry parents. On the second day of a spring break all to himself, he pushed the limits of a gaming marathon. The sun rose, the sun set, midnight came and went. As dawn loomed, his brain janitor clocked out and killed the lights. His face crashed onto the keyboard, mashing a sequence of keys not seen since the dark warring days of Galwock 36. This untenable turd of logic just so happened to match one of the governance updates sent between universes. Max’s faceroll gibberish tore through the ether and intersected that code packet. The rebound imprinted onto Max’s REM cycle, an event so improbable that it makes winning the lottery while being struck by lightning seem like a typical Tuesday. At that most fortuitous of moments, Max’s psyche switched universes. When he awoke, his cat spoke with a British accent. And from thereon after, every time he fell asleep, Max shifted to a new world.

A Bite of… Zachry Wheeler

Zachry Wheeler is a science-fiction novelist based in Albuquerque, NM. His breakout novel Transient is currently in development to become a feature film.

 

Q1: What is the most important piece of advice you would give to someone about to be trapped to live in one of your books?

Enjoy the ride! This caters more to Max and the Multiverse, my sci-fi comedy series. An ongoing issue I have with stories that tackle parallel universes is that there is always a mission attached (think Stargate or Doctor Who). The entire concept behind my books is that the protagonist is an unwilling participant. If someone were dropped into that predicament, I would advise them to lean back and enjoy the unfolding insanity.

Q2: Socks or gloves and why?

Gloves. I’m one of those weird guys that wears shorts and sandals in the dead of winter. This hearkens back to the days when I played competitive soccer. The sensation of fabric around my legs felt impeding when I was in conditioning mode, so I just wore shorts and grew to accept the cold. For whatever reason, that mindset stuck with me well after I stopped playing. It takes a vicious cold snap for me to wear socks (or pants for that matter).

Q3:  If you were ever unable to write under your own name, what would you choose as your pen name and why?

Chops, which I already use when I post content on BrewChief.com and HerringtonPost.com (a few of my other writing sites). It’s a long story, but the short version is that “Chops” was once my gaming alias. There was a time in my life when I was a semi professional gamer, even played with some of the world’s top guilds. All of my characters carried the prefix Chops, which became my go-to moniker. To this day, I respond to it more than my actual name.
Zachry is also the author of Max and the Multiverse and Max and the Snoodlecock and you can find him on his websiteFacebook | Twitter | Instagram | Goodreads.

Atet

When she was twelve years old, Atet was married to her half brother, Seti. Being painted and powdered and oiled and perfumed and dressed in fine white linen with a headdress so heavy she was sure her neck would break were merely the precursors to a wedding ceremony that lasted most of a day.

By the time the last priest had waved the last ceremonial artefact in front of her nose she was dangerously tired and on the verge of tears. It was only pride that kept her spine straight while they removed her ceremonial robe and dressed her in a gown so fine that every contour of her body could be seen through its delicate folds. She did rebel at the prospect of walking through the palace corridors so wantonly displayed, insisting on an azure feathered wrap to protect her modesty. When the acolytes sent to escort her to her husband’s bedchamber would have argued, she turned on them with all the hauteur of her great father and they fell into order beneath her icy glance.

At the great beaten brass doors she dismissed her entourage with a flick of her fingers and entered alone, finding her bridegroom cowering in the corner like the child he still was under his seventeen-year-old body. As she was about to go over and speak to him, a small doorway opened to admit a shaven-headed gentleman carrying a businesslike leather scourge and smiling sourly.

Atet raised her brows and he leered at her.
“I am the royal tutor. His majesty is to be scourged,” he spoke in a voice of contempt, “and after him it will be your turn to learn the feel of the lash.”
The young bride reached her own personal breaking point. She turned with deliberately regal dignity and opened one wing of the door, beckoning two of the royal guard to enter. She pointed a finger at the whip bearer.
“Remove this offal from my sight. Take it and strike off its hands before you cut its throat.”
“You can’t do that to me,” the tutor screamed.
Atet saw no need to reply as the grinning guards dragged him off to meet his fate.
Seti came to her side with fear in his eyes.
“He will only beat me harder next time.”
“My brother, be tranquil. He will beat nobody ever again.”
“How not?”
“Did you not hear me order his death?”
“Yes. But he is my tutor. My great father protects him.”
Atet felt a rush of sympathy for this simple infant, hidden inside the body of a man.
“Our great father is dead. You rule now. And with me by your side nobody will hurt you again.”

And so began the reign of the great king Seti, and his sister-wife Atet. They ruled wisely and well, with only a trusted few privy to the knowledge that Seti was what he was and that the intellect and the will belonged to his young wife.

They had only one real problem. Heirs. It was a marriage in name only and unlikely to ever be anything else. Seti had a slave girl who saw to his simple and infrequent needs, while Atet remained as pure as she had been on the day of their marriage. She was aware of the danger of appearing barren, and equally sure that she had no wish to give birth to a child with her husband’s limitations, even if it had been possible to persuade him into fulfilling his marital duties.

So matters stood when Atet’s most trusted adviser was called to his place at the feet of the gods and she found herself looking for a replacement. She found one such in the person of the Hyksos in charge of her personal guard. He was a man in his forties, with a fat jolly wife and a quiverful of unruly children. He was also handsome, intelligent, and completely loyal. Atet began asking his opinions and relying on his advice, and in time it came to her that this man of all others was the one she would choose to sire her own babies.

She sent for him and he came to her rooms where she sat in a gilded chair and regarded him through sombre eyes. “How far, my Hyksos, are you prepared to go in order to protect me?”
He didn’t answer, merely going down on one knee and pressing his forehead against her feet.
“Will you,” she asked in a very small voice, “protect me from the charge that I am barren woman, unfit to be queen?”
He looked up into her solemn little face before lifting her in his arms and beginning to do things of which she had no knowledge, but which gave her pleasure beyond her dreams.

It is a matter of record that Queen Atet bore her husband eleven healthy, intelligent, happy children, and that the land waxed fertile as the queen’s fecundity was proven time and time again.

©️ Jane Jago 2018

Frivolous Fables – The Ant and the Grasshopper

The ant was a hard worker, spent every waking moment pretty much working hard to earn money to feed himself and his family and to save for retirement. He’d see the grasshopper getting all dressed up and going out with his friends every night and shake his head sadly, knowing what was to come.

Years went by. The ant worked ever harder and the grasshopper socialised and had a grand time.

Then one day the ant’s wife left him saying he never had any time for her and was so obsessed with work and money he had no idea how to relax and enjoy life. The grasshopper, however, had made so many friends that even when he fell on hard times they all rallied around to help him out.

Moral of the story: Always make time for your spouse.

The Write Way

Bonjour mes petites,

And as I place my fingers upon the keyboard to reach out to you, dear Readers Who Write, I feel a certain powerful link has now been established between us. I, your pedagogue, creator of the seminal classic science-fiction opus, ‘Fatswhistle and Buchtooth’, and you my disciples, minions of literature, striving to bring to birth your first fumbling fantasies.

What, you may wonder, led me to this pivotal point of realisation in our ongoing relationship? Well, it was that I received a missive from one Adoring Fan, asking – nay pleading with me, to come to her aid. And so, moved by her desperate plight, I shall don my metaphorical armour and ride to the rescue on my white charger.

Dear Ivy,

Sometimes my characters do things that I don’t mean for them to do and it affects my plot. What should I do?

Regards,

Melonie.

 

Dear Melonie,

How I feel your pain and anguish! It is such a grief when those very characters which you have nursed and nurtured within your own bosom, turn on you like ungrateful lovers and spite your best intentions.

But you must first remember that these characters are brought to birth by the delicate insemination of the Muse into the fecund womb of your own creativity. These are the delightful love-children of Calliope and as such they are bound to challenge your parental authority and demand their own way in all things.

Now, there will be those who will say ‘Be firm!’ and insist you impose your will on these unruly offspring. It is your story and these characters are mere brain-foibles – figments you have postulated to carry the plot. Force them to do what you demand and be done with it!

But to such, I say ‘Fiddlesticks!’ and I say ‘Phooey!’. Those who take such a view understand nothing of the higher levels of authorial inspiration. To them is forever barred the inner sanctum of creative intimacy. They will never know the delight of engaging with the fruits of their literary loins. No, dear Melonie, I counsel you quite otherwise.

Be bold and invite your rebellious muselings to meet with you. Remember, these are not mere stirrings in your synapses, these are real and pure individual characters, formed from the life-breath of your soul.  So then, in an atmosphere of trust and empathy brought about by your deep familial bond, open your heart to them and show them the reasons for the choices you wish to make about their lives. And more, you must listen! Listen to their dulcet voices, their tones of appeal, their hopes, their fears, their aspirations. If well done, with the love and compassion every creative parent owes to the true and legitimate heirs of their art, then – and only then – will you reach a consensus and be able to progress.

Regards,

Moonbeam Farquhar Metheringham IV

PS. Please do not address me as ‘Ivy’ again that is a privilege I reserve only to my close and intimate friends and you do not qualify. Unless you happen to have written an incredibly popular fantasy or science fiction book of course, in which case I will send you my contact details by return and we may be able to enter into some form of carefully modulated acquaintanceship.

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