Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Ninety

Yeduish was bored.

One forefinger idly stirred the cloud masses over an insignificant planetoid, and he watched the patterns they made as they drowned continents. 

The next thing he felt was a clout about the back of his head that set his ears ringing and made him see spots before his eyes.

“You complete asshat, I spent five centuries building that…”

As soon as his eyes refocused Yeduish turned to behold the scantily clad form of a young goddess.

“Sorry ma’am.”

“You need work…”

She married him. Yeduish has no time for boredom now. Baby gods are hugely time consuming.

©️jj 2018

Coffee Break Read – The Vampire

‘Enough’ the hulking Gregorius howled. ‘I have seen enough.’
The Sharing stopped and I became aware of the vampire before me trying to bring his will to bear on my mind. I kept my voice level and even.
‘Do you accept that I did not kill your brother?’
‘I do’ he said. I could feel the lie but said nothing.
The voice from the platform spoke again. ‘We find this female innocent of any wrongdoing. She did not kill your brother. Although she would have been within her rights so to do.’
The vampire howled again.
I pitched my voice with care. ‘He doesn’t believe. And he never will. I will never know a moment of peace while he is convinced I killed his twin.’
‘Perchance not’ the voice was measured. ‘What will you, Huntress?’
‘I will fight him.’
‘Fight him?’
‘Yes Great One. Fight him. To the death.’
‘Is this truly your will?’
‘It is.’
The vampire was delighted, and I could feel him beginning to gloat. Be over confident, I thought, therein lies your downfall my friend.
‘And does your Mate permit that you meet this vampire in single combat?’ Lucifer was polite.
Aascko spoke from behind my left shoulder. ‘It is not for me to permit or forbid. My Mate is free and equal. All I will say is that she has my love and support.’
‘Very well’ Gabriel’s discordant tones reverberated in my head. ‘It is agreed. You will begin on my count. Ready yourselves.’
Even as he spoke, the vampire brought the full weight of his mind to bear on me and leapt forward with his fangs exposed. I stood still for a second, as if pinned by his glamour. Then I made my move jumping towards the foul creature and butting his perfect nose with the bony ridge under my crest. Done properly, and believe me this was done extremely properly, such a move drives the bone in the nose right up into the opponent’s brain. As Gregorius fell like a huge rotten tree I reached into my weapon belt for a yew wood stake. I drove the stake into his heart and he crumbled into dust. There came a wind from behind me and the pile of dust was blown out of the vaulted space into eternity.
The disembodied voice from the platform spoke with deep contempt. ‘The vampire deserved to die. Probably more slowly than he did. He attacked foully, and was killed in fairness. Who is his Master?’
‘Raziel’ Lucifer bowed.
‘Summon him then.’
There came a sound like clashing cymbals and rattling drums, and a Dark Archangel walked carefully into the place. He bowed to the throne.
‘Almighty. What would you of me?’
‘Two vampires. One killed hell-hounds and almost killed a Helper. Then one Gregorius accused this female of killing his child. She agreed to fight him and he attacked before time. However the Huntress triumphed. I will have your word that this is where it ends.’
The Archangel bowed. ‘May I speak to the Huntress?’
‘You may. Politely.’

Excerpt from Aaspa's Eyes by Jane Jago.

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Eighty-Nine

The bad news was delivered by a harassed young doctor in shirtsleeves.

It looked like she was going to have to to manage on her own. Even a hospice bed to die in was unlikely.

She reviewed her measly options in a snaking bus queue, hardly noticing the mugger until a hand grabbed her.

“Money,” he demanded.

She took the pistol out of her pocket and shot him between the eyes.

As she waited for the police, she had leisure to think that the end of life care in prison had to be better than what she could expect outside…

©️jj 2018

Dying on the Mosaics – The Dog and Onion

An extract from Dying on the Mosaics by E.M. Swift-Hook and Jane Jago The seventh Dai and Julia Mystery, set in a Britain where the Roman Empire never left...

The Dog and Onion, was situated at the heart of what counted for the bad side of town in Viriconium. Here small retailers selling dubious items were squashed between nightclubs, gambling rooms and scantily disguised brothels. Above, between and around these were some of the cheapest rooms and apartments to let in the city.

Like most of the business and homes on its street, the taberna was a narrow fronted building which went back a long way. The street itself was also narrow with barely room for two vehicles to pass. Alleyways and car park entrances cut between the buildings, under the tunnel of their first floor rooms.

Most of the buildings were old and ill-maintained. If it had been in Eboracum, Dai reflected, they would have called it something interesting and turned it into a tourist spot, refurbishing the buildings, replacing the sex shops with gift shops, the brothels with fashionable boutiques,  and the nightclubs with eateries of various descriptions catering to broad tastes. If it had been in Londinium they would have gated the road at either end and thrown away the key. But here in Viriconium it provided habitation, employment, and what passed for entertainment, to the lowest strata of society. And any of the rest of society who liked to indulge themselves in such a way.

The last time Dai had been here it had been in broad daylight and then the area had looked grimy, run down and insalubrious. But night time was its element. There wasn’t enough street lighting to illuminate more than patches, but the various establishments made up for it with illuminated signs promising any variety of vice. There were shifting, multi-coloured lights emanating from the same open doors as the zing-tinkle of slot machines, and bursts of loud music as the bouncers opened and closed the doors to the nightclubs. The deep background thump-thump of loud bass beats, accompanied them, like an external heartbeat. The smell was a mix of overcooked streetfood, spilt alcohol, cheap perfume and fresh vomit.

Bryn seemed completely at home and even exchanged reserved nods with a couple of the local denizens. But that was to be expected. It was his job to know this place and fit in. For a moment, watching the older man stride confidently on, turning sideways to avoid a gaggle of half-drunk whores and their present companions, Dai felt a stab of envy. This had been him a year ago, prowling the streets of Londinium with the same superb assurance. But here in Viriconium his role was no longer that of street Vigiles and there were times he missed it badly.

Which was the real reason why, when Bryn suggested he come along, Dai hadn’t protested.

The taberna was busy, but not overwhelmingly so. The two of them managed to spot an empty table which they were heading towards when a large man wearing smartish tunic and trews and an ugly scowl intercepted them, grabbing Bryn by the arm.

“Not a good idea for you to be in here. We don’t cater for your kind.”

“My ‘kind’ being?” Bryn asked politely.

The large man nodded at Dai.

“Well, his kind to be precise. You would do better taking him along the road to the Aureum Pomum. They got things a bit more classy there. We don’t cater that way.”

Then Dai realised and felt an irrational sense of anger. Before he became a Citizen he was forever judged on his lack of status and now he was being judged on an excess of it. Bryn must have felt his mood shift because he smiled broadly at the large man blocking their way, then spoke in a pleasant and friendly tone.

“I suggest you let go of my arm and take your assumptions and stick them in your twll tin. Because you’ve read this so wrong it’s like you’ve mixed up the business news with the sports pages.”

The big man moved, but in the wrong way, and a moment later he was on the ground gasping with Bryn standing over him still wearing a friendly smile. Dai stepped forward and trapped his wrist with one foot, quite casually, as the downed man tried to reach for some weapon or other.

Around them people had pulled back chairs and stools, some edging away and some moving in. The atmosphere was as raw as blood on knife blade and Dai spared a moment to feel grateful they had a wall to their backs. Beneath his jacket he had a nerve whip, the non-lethal Citizen-only weapon, but he was reluctant to draw it here. Instead he shifted his stance to something more defensive.

Bryn was talking to the prone man.

“You must be new in here, fresh from the sticks?”

The man made a muffled grunt and tried to get up. Bryn might have been minded to allow him to, but before that could become clear, the gathering group around them parted and a woman who had to be in her late fifties or early sixties, with a plump figure and hard eyes, flanked by men with hard bodies and even harder eyes, kicked at the prone man quite viciously.

Any possible lingering idea that this was a sweet, rosy cheeked middle-aged landlady vanished as she opened her mouth and demolished the unfortunate on the floor with a tirade of vicious profanity. When she had finished he seemed to have withered to half his original size and he scurried off, doubled over, vanishing through a door marked for staff use only.

The woman looked around at the audience they had gathered and made a circling gesture with one finger. “Show’s over. You can all get back to your drinks.”

The clientele of the place dispersed to the tables and conversation picked up almost immediately, with only the odd glance cast in the direction of Dai and Bryn to indicate the topic might not yet have moved on.

“So why is it every time you come in here you make trouble SI Cartivel?” The hard tone had gone to be replaced by a warm, friendly one with a hint of flirtation. That last became more obvious as the woman shifted her gaze to take in Dai – slowly, from head to toe. She was so clearly mentally undressing him that for a moment he almost felt naked.

“I wasn’t the one making trouble, Aoife,” Bryn protested. We just came by for a drink and a chat and your man decided to put himself in my face.”

“You’ll be ruining my trade bringing a Citizen in here. But don’t I remember him? Good looking bachgen like that is hard to forget. Isn’t he one of your Vigiles?”

“Something like that,” Bryn agreed easily. “Now about that drink and that chat.”

Dying on the Mosaics is released on 30 November but is available for pre-order now.

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Eighty-Eight

I guess I was lucky to be in the bus shelter. Just. But the puddle in the road was getting bigger and deeper by the minute, and it would only take one idiot driver.

And then I saw the bus driver’s an evil grin. He turned the steering wheel so the bus ploughed into the puddle setting up an enormous tidal wave. But I was saved. A tall man stepped in front of me and opened his macintosh. Sadly, he was naked under it. The world’s only chivalrous flasher.

Oh well, they do say you get the hero you deserve…

©️jj 2018

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Eighty-Seven

Cynthia, the beautiful only daughter of an impoverished Marquis, was accustomed to being stared at by wealthy old men. She also knew that her sixteenth birthday would see her sold, albeit with a wedding ring, to the highest bidder.

Her chosen husband was an American gentleman of mature years, whose manservant pushed him about in a bath chair. He had a besmirched reputation, but he also had wealth beyond even her father’s needs.

She endured her wedding night with admirable stoicism, only  succumbing to hysteria when she awoke at dawn to find herself sharing a bed with a cold corpse.

©️jj 2018

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Billion Dollar Mountain – 0.99

Why is Alba so important? It’s a small, cold country hanging on the edge of Scandiwegia whose main export is wide-hipped broad-minded whores with long blonde braids. So why is the biggest business consortium in the world ready to sink almost limitless amounts of money into an attempt to choose its ruler? While Princess Enid scours the world for the rightful prince who has been stolen away, a party of mercenary soldiers is left to discover why Alba is a prize worth winning. By Jane Jago.

Transgressor – 1.99

Transgressor is a collection of all three volumes in the first trilogy of the Fortune’s Fools saga, now gathered in one single ebook. Temsevar is an insignificant Periphery world on the very fringes of galactic civilisation. Settled long before the rise of faster-than-light technologies and left isolated for hundreds of years, its population have degenerated into the barbarism of a medieval culture. This primitive world has nothing the wealthy planets of the Coalition could want, until it becomes unwitting host to one of their most dangerous enemies – Avilon Revid.
Transgressor – Part One: The Fated Sky
From the moment he wakes up in the caravan of the merchant princess Alexa the Fair, Avilon has to fight simply to survive in a world where he is seen as alien and dangerous. It is a battle to obtain his freedom, that pushes his skills and resources to the limit, so he can find a way off-planet before his enemies in the Coalition track him down. But Temsevar has its own brutal conflicts being played out against the backdrop of its harsh and unforgiving climate. The society is dominated by a ruthless Warlord, intent on subduing the entire continent to his will and whose brilliant general – Jariq Zarengor – has earned a reputation for callous bloodshed. And then there is the enigmatic Durban Chola, trading information to whoever pays him for it, while playing his own, highly dangerous, game with fate.
Transgressor – Part Two: Times of Change
Fate has left Jaelya Roussal as Regent of Harkera, at the most troubled time in its history. The Warlord Qabal Vyazin has set his sights on seizing the country and making it part of his powerful, barbaric empire, and he would crush the stirrings of a more progressive and compassionate way of life that the nation has embraced. Harkera is also home to a powerful secret which could affect the fate of all the Coalition worlds. Jaelya needs the help of every friend she can find to keep her daughter’s kingdom safe. But first, she has to decide if she can trust those who offer to help her protect Harkera – or risk losing everything to betrayal.
Transgressor – Part Three: Dues of Blood
The Sabre is the most famous of the gladiatorial fighters in the Arena of Alfor. He knows how to face any opponent on the sand and has defeated them all in the blood-games patronised by the wealthy elite of medieval Temsevar. But the Warlord Qabal Vyazin has decreed the arena is to become a means of political execution and even the Sabre will have to struggle to survive. As the action on Temsevar moves to the end-game, those caught up in events find themselves polarised and choosing sides, unsure of where the dagger of betrayal may hide. But offworld influences are reaching into the planet’s affairs and Temsevar itself could fall under threat from the Coalition. By E.M. Swift-Hook.

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Dying to be Roman – FREE

In the run up to The Games, elite athletes are being murdered. But when a Roman dies the authorities take notice and it falls to our heroes to discover why and by whom, before the killer strikes again…
Imagine a Britain where Rome never left and a reformed Empire has ruled for two millennia. Technology is a bit more advanced in the present day – and a bit different – but people are the much the same. By Jane Jago and  E.M. Swift-Hook.

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Eighty-Six

Sir Cerdic was in trouble. Again. He stood outside the preceptor’s office studying his steel shoes and rehearsing the arguments that might or might not save his spurs.

The office door opened and a brown-clad clerk indicated by a jerk of his head that Cerdic was to enter. The knight walked in.

Preceptor Erasmus looked over his spectacles.

“Clerk. Out,” he snapped before turning his attention to Cerdic. “I suppose you know why you are here.”

“Not really.”

Erasmus sighed. 

“What is not to understand about waking the maiden with a chaste kiss?”

“I kissed her.”

“On the lips, man…”

©️jj 2018

Sunday Serial LIX

Part three: vengeance

CHAPTER TEN

After a busy four days, with full lists on each day and a long evening of emergency surgery on a hit and run victim, Sam was only too pleased to be heading home before midnight on Friday. At least, he thought, I have the weekend off. When he got to the gate he was very surprised to see Jim’s muscle truck on the drive. Someone must have been watching for him as the gate swung open, and was closing before he had climbed out of the Range Rover. Jim was at the gate, looking grave.
“What’s up?” Sam asked.
“It seems I’ve pissed somebody off and they want to play rough,” Jim grated. “They sent a bloke to visit my parents, but he’s in hospital. Then they tried to scoop up the twins on their way home from school. They didn’t count on my brother being keeping an eye. He took out the driver of the car, and the twins beat the living crap out of the guy who tried to grab them. Anyway, Dave had a nice cosy chat with the getaway driver. Seems there’s a bloke somewhere who is very pissed off because the bottom fell out of his nice medical scam. Wants to ensure I back off if I find any of his other deals. Not happening.”
“And this concerns us enough for you to get here this fast because?”
“Because your name and Anna’s were mentioned as friends who could suffer if I wasn’t a good boy. And because I need her help.’
“I see.”
Then Sam patted Jim’s meaty shoulder.
“Don’t look so guilty. You can’t cave in to that sort of shite.”
“I know. But Anna’s right on the edge of throwing a major wobbler, and I feel guilty about that.”
“Right, let me deal with her. Then we can talk.”

He strode into the kitchen to find Anna walking jerkily up and down the room, with her arms folded tightly in front of her, muttering.
“It’s over. I’ll have to leave. I can’t put Sam in danger. I knew life wouldn’t let me be happy. It’s over…”
Bonnie sat in her basket, the picture of abject canine misery. He went over and patted the dog.
“It’s OK Bon Bon. I’ve got this.”
Then he walked over to Anna and picked her up as if she was a child. She felt rigid in his arms, and carried on with her litany of sorrow, although she didn’t actually struggle.
“Excuse me folks,” he said and carted her down the hallway to the office, where he put her down and closed the door behind them.
He took his wife by her slender shoulders and shook her: hard.
“Anna Henderson,” he said firmly “shut up and look at me.’
She obeyed, looking up into his eyes.
“Right,” he said. “You are not going anywhere. I won’t let you rip my heart out because you are afraid.”
“But.”
“No buts. You are the centre of my life. You are going nowhere without me. Whatever it is, we’ll face it together. Agreed?”
She burst into tears and hurled herself into his arms.
“You twit,” he said lovingly, and kissed her quite seriously. “I love you and I need you. Promise me we’ll have no more leaving talk. I don’t think I could stand it.”

Anna lifted her tear-stained face and looked deeply into his eyes. Whatever she saw there made her wind her arms around his neck and croon gently.
“Oh Sam. I’m sorry my love. I was being a proper asshole wasn’t I? I never thought about you and how it would effect you if I fell to bits.”
“You were too sunk in misery. But I’ll forgive you if you promise not to leave me. It would kill me, you know.”
“I promise.”
There came a gentle scratch on the door and Sam put his hand behind him to open it. Bonnie crept in, and looked carefully at Anna and Sam. Whatever she sensed must have eased her doggy mind, because she started wagging her tail and came over for a fuss. Anna bent and stroked her soft ears.
“Here’s another person I wasn’t considering isn’t it?”
“Umm. Yes. Poor little sod was the picture of misery when I got home. But she cheered up when she realised I had the situation under control.”
“You did, didn’t you. Thank you my darling.’
He leaned down for a kiss and Bonnie wriggled her way into a group hug. Sam laughed.
“Right. Let’s go talk to Jim and Pats.”

Jane Jago

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Eighty-Five

He must have said smile, because she was immortalised forever doing just that, seventeen years old and mugging away like an idiot. She hated that picture like poison, and if she had been able to destroy it.

But she couldn’t. 

Wouldn’t have been so bad if it weren’t for the fragging Internet. Fifty years later, her young face fronted a campaign for the equality of the differently able. 

The elderly photographer was lionised. Became famous. Wealthy. Was spoken of as a genius and a man of the people.

What the old woman in the wheelchair thought nobody bothered to ask…

©️jj 2018

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