Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Sixty-Four

Siowanna spoke the ritual words and laid her forehead on the Sacred Stones. As the sun’s first rays touched the eastern sky, she raised her voice in praise before bowing thirteen times.

The girl stood back and waited with her head bowed. It seemed like a very long time before there was a rustling in the woods.

The bear was as black as night and she knew fear for an instant. Then he made the change.

Standing naked before her he shaped his mouth to the unfamiliar way of words.

“Wife,” he said and she put her hand in his.

©️jj 2018

It Can’t Be Done

It can’t be done, they said. You can’t graft dragon wings onto a human.

Fools! They know nothing.

See? Here I stand in the sun, wings flexing with my own muscle power. Those ants below just gawp.

One leap and I fly.

Admit it, you thought I’d fall didn’t you?

Fool!

E.M. Swift-Hook

Weekend Wind Down – Sabre

The tattooed face broke into an ugly snarl, as the spearhead nearly grazed one shoulder of its owner’s powerful frame. He lunged forward, the double-headed axe swinging and the crowd yelled as he claimed his kill, severing the arm of the spear-wielding warrior at the shoulder in a fountain of scarlet and removing his head with a backswing, as effortlessly as a chef might slice through a soft cheese.

It was a very popular kill. This animal, who had the fighting-name ‘Therloon’, had been the new darling of the Alfor crowds since he had arrived in the arena a couple of moons after the Fair. He was of the nomadic folk from the Eastern Continent and had their renowned tenacity and powerful build combined with a flair for the theatrical and a spectacular viciousness that was all his own. Playing to the crowd like the professional he was, Therloon swung his axe around his head and roared, his face contoured into a hideous grin which must have been visible even to those who stood furthest from the edge of the arena. The crowd responded to his signature salute and roared his name.

The powerful Easterner turned to where one opponent remained facing him. The smaller man held his sturdy frame prepared, the curving sword he gripped in one hand looked as frail as a blade of grass against the life-harvesting scythe of Therloon’s whirling axe. But the crowd expected good sport before they had their final glut of blood. For this was no ordinary combat unfolding before them and the money that rode on the outcome of this single bout would have paid the wages of half the troops Qabal Vyazin had been mustering on the outskirts of Tabruth. This was the kind of match that men waited years to see and could only be provided by this, the most prestigious Arena in Temsevar – that of the city of Alfor.

It occurred to Torwyn, watching this display as he ran a hand through his short terracotta-coloured hair, that there were many places better to be than standing less than ten paces away from the axe-wielding maniac and on the wrong side of the high barricades which protected the crowd from the fighting-slaves within.

Facing Therloon, now alone, stood the one they called the Sabre, whom the crowd had just seen defeat his own previous opponent with a classic display of athletic grace and skill. Now, invisible to all except those in the audience closest to where he stood, he shifted his weight very slightly, as if knowing what to expect. The charge, when it came, made him move quickly aside and turn to duck under the axe whilst bringing his own, lighter, blade across to cut at the bigger man’s back. It was not sufficient to do any real damage to his opponent, but enough to gain an appreciative call or two from the crowd and Torwyn could tell it had angered the Easterner.

“Sabre! Sabre!” He evidently had supporters out in strength, probably as many as were there to cheer for Therloon, but then few fighting-slaves were as well-known as the Sabre because few survived six years in the Arena as he had. Few overcame for that long the ever more creative and dangerous demands made on a crowd-pleasing favourite which turned life and death combat into gore-fest theatre or blood-drenched farce.

If it had not been for the coming war this fight would never have been allowed so soon. To end deliberately, the career and crowd-pulling earning power of a top fighting-slave was not a decision made lightly by the lanista of an Arena. More especially when the lanista was well renowned for being a tight-fisted miser, who kept his fighting-slaves in the minimum conditions and invested all his money in crowd-pleasing exhibitions and expensive exotics.

The dance of death continued on the blood-stained sand of the stadium between the unwieldy axe, made agile and serpentine in the hands of the powerful Easterner, and the insubstantial blade of the sword weaving the will of the man who held it. From the first, it had been apparent that the sword was no real match for the heavier weapon with its much longer reach. It was only because the man who held it seemed to possess almost precognitive reactions and a creatively robust athleticism, that the inevitable end was being delayed so long. The tension became palpable and the focus of the two men was absolute. For them, the world had shrunk to the circle of sand and the sweep of feet, hands and weapons.

Normally, the element of drama would have featured far more in any performance by either man. The Easterner was famed for his love of blood and to watch him fight was to watch a butcher at work in a slaughterhouse – but a butcher with a malicious streak of sadism – and the crowd, never sated, loved that. By comparison, the Sabre was known for the humour and finesse he brought to his savagery, playing with his opponents in burlesque ways which would have the crowd fired up with laughter and then stunning them into silence by the breath-taking skill of his acrobatic agility.

Even now, apparently pressed to his limits, Sabre found time to dance a brief step or two with a flower in his teeth, thrown by one of the crowd. It proved to be an expensive crowd-pleaser as the Easterner seized the moment to strike and Sabre, ducking under the blow, raised his own weapon ineffectively to deflect the lethal weight of the axe. It barely turned the heavy slicing blade but at the price of being smashed away from its owner’s grip.

Disarmed, the Sabre dived into a desperate, ground-covering roll that brought him distance from the certain death of Therloon’s backswing, and a few more precious moments of life. But his move was accompanied by the groans and boos of the watching throng. Those who had placed their money on the Sabre were most vocal in their disappointment. The fight was lost and many who had bet on the old favourite knew they would go home the poorer. But the let-down was soon overlaid by a fresh building of anticipation. There remained the catharsis of the kill itself, and Therloon was a master of spectacular, messy killing. That was something to look forward to. The Sabre’s last show would be an essay in violent, agonising death and those he had just robbed of their winnings would enjoy that revenge.

Torwyn watched the Easterner as he advanced across the floor of the arena. Therloon was fully aware that this was his moment and the exaggerated grin that split the tattooed face was as much leer of derision as smile of victory. Only those nearest the edge of the arena heard the tattooed man’s words as he approached his unarmed foe.

“You want to take back what you said before?”

The Sabre backed off step by step as the other man advanced, his arms spread wide in a gesture of pacification or surrender and the roar of contempt from the crowd at this sign of cowardice swelled close to riot.

“Take it back? Why should I?” he said as if puzzled by the question.

“Because on that depends how fast you die.”

“I don’t see why.” The Sabre’s tone was soft. “No matter how quickly or slowly you kill me it is all still true, Gant. You are an imbecile, a laughably dumb brute. You have less intelligence than the beast they named you for.”

An animal growl in his throat, the Easterner shot forward, the long axe held lightly in his hands. Sabre stepped back in a nervous retreat and in doing so missed his footing and tripped, sprawling backwards over the body of Therloon’s previous victim. He fell on his back, arms wide, body spread open and helpless.

The Easterner charged the last few paces, his face congested by anger and hate and Torwyn knew he was going to make this kill one his audience would long remember. Then the fallen man moved. His body rolled suddenly backwards, looking for all the world like a street tumbler, legs disappearing over his head and he finished the movement smoothly on one knee, the spear he had rescued in the process of completing the roll, held in his hands and braced solidly against his foot.

Therloon could no more have shifted his course at that point than taken flight and his eyes barely had time to widen in horrified comprehension, before his stomach was impaled upon the spear.

Sabre was on his feet as the impact was carried through, driving the point home deeply, twisting it to bite into the spine as the Easterner went down. Standing above his fallen foe, the sturdy fighting-slave looked down, without compassion at the tattooed face which was broken now by a rictus of agony.

“How fast do you die?” he asked savagely, for once allowing the fury and disgust to boil up through his veins. But the Easterner was beyond words, lungs pierced by the ripping barbs on the side of the spear’s head and breathing only in wheezing grunts.

The adoring ululation of the crowd ran like a hurricane around the arena and a monsoon of flowers and ribbons rained down onto the blood-drenched sand.

“Sabre! Sabre! Sabre!”

Torwyn straightened up and looked around as if seeing the scene for the first time. Then, strangely impatient and with no more than the most perfunctory of gestures to acknowledge the adulation, he ran his hand through his short rust-coloured hair and strode back through the now open gates, into the dark tunnel beyond.

From Transgressor: Dues of Blood by E.M. Swift-Hook

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Sixty-Three

The most beautiful courtesan in the Jade Palace was flawed. Her feet had never been bound… 

When the old Emperor died, his seventh son waded through blood and entrails to ascend the Lion Throne.

He had Wei brought to his bed. Afterwards she sat with her feet curled under her.

“If you had a daughter. Would you bind her feet?”

Wei shook her head and the young Emperor embraced her enthusiastically.

In due time, the Emperor took Wei as his principal wife. 

The shockwaves reverberated around the palace when the Empress walked to the throne on her own two feet…

©️jj 2018

I Have No Wings

I have no wings to fly, she said
Nor any legs to walk
And if I pass they close their eyes
Ignore me when I talk
I have no home to call my own
No place where I am safe
If you speak truth you stand alone
Unheeded in your grief
I may be just a wingless bird
Faced by a crocodile
But still they cannot stop my words
Nor kill me with their smile

©️jane jago 2018

The Thinking Quill

I greet you my devoted disciples, adoring fans and anyone else reading this.

I have the most thrilling of announcements to make and am shivering with excitement at the mere thought of telling you about it, eagerly anticipating your mews of delight and shrieks of pleasure as I reveal this.

You will, of course, already know that I am the much praised and feted (well the local fete did ask me to run the tombola last summer), author of ‘Fatswhistle and Buchtooth’ an expository exemplar of the science fantasy genre. But soon I shall be bursting forth into publication once more, bringing my wit and wisdom to your Kindles, iPads and smartphones.

Those two endearingly obliging ladies who run this blog have said they will assist in the endeavour as my publisher and Mumsie will be my editor – invisible and unheard, of course as a good editor should be.

[Some hopes of that you pompous little prat. Somebody has to point out what a hippopotamus you really are. And, besides which, if I said nothing I’d probably expire from the weight of spleen. Jacinta Farquar, ashamed mother.]

So soon you will be able to hold in your hands an electronic device which contains the entire sequence of lessons I have presented here entitled ‘How To Start Writing A Book.’

Oh, I can just see your excited faces turned up to mine, like baby-birds, seeking the nourishment of literary knowledge. This, dear disciples, is my gift to you – my gift to the world. My legacy in the archives of literary education.

But, alas, there is much to be done before that moment can come to pass and I, your proud pedagogue, must be retired from public professions on this blog for a time so that I may work to finalise this, my encapsulated masterclass for creating the literary giants of the future.

As they say in the popular press, watch this space for more information.

Until then, mes petites, à bientôt.

Moonbeam Farquhar Metheringham IV

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Sixty-Two

“Bet you can’t.”

“Can’t what?” The voice, although making a brave attempt at dignity, was slurred and obviously inebriated.

“Can’t put three darts in the bullseye.”

The drunk man got up, and slowly staggered across the crowded bar. He stood at the oche swaying and blinking owlishly.

“Three darts in the bullseye, you said?”

“Yeah. I’ll even give you nine darts to do it.”

The pub fell silent, as the clientele waited.

The man at the oche grinned before shambling forwards. He stuck the three darts in the middle of the board.

“You never said I had to throw them…”

©️jj 2018

Coffee Break Read – Crumbling Wells

The water in the crumbling wells is sweet, and in the time of our mothers’ mothers, women of incomparable grace fetched that water in the dawn light, balancing the ewers on their slender shoulders. But the world changes, and as time went on, water was piped to the village, after which the two-mile hike to the wells rather went out of fashion, with only a few of the older women clinging to the belief that well water tastes better than that from a pump in an a tap house at the centre of the village.

Nobody thought too much about the wells until one Sulieman, son of Sulieman, a handsome smooth-skinned, well-to-do young man of little conscience but some local importance, bought the field next to the wells from old Ibrahim. This young man had some entrepreneurial ambitions, and declared the wells his property too. He informed the village that from now on water would cost one Lek per ewer, and that he was going to build a bottling plant and sell crumbling wells water in the city. Even this would have bothered nobody much, had not one of the old women who still regularly collected the cold sweet water been the mother of the village headman.
To say she was furious was to understate the case enormously, and she berated her son as a coward for allowing such a thing to happen. He shrugged and did nothing, as men will. His mother carried on going to the wells every morning, until the day a crowd of hired bravos blocked her way and beat her with bamboo staves until her face was running with blood. For the first time in sixty years, Fatima returned to the village without her water. The whole village was in immediate uproar that such a venerable lady should be so mistreated. They forgot how spiteful Fatima could be in their anger at her bleeding face and limbs. She allowed herself to be fussed over and fed the villagers’ indignation with a show of uncomplaining bravery. It wasn’t until after dark that she gathered certain things together and began to work her malice.
The elders sent for Sulieman. He appeared in front of them with a somewhat truculent expression on his smooth, round face. To his surprise, no mention was made of Fatima’s injuries, instead he was told that as the owner of the wells he was responsible for repairing their crumbling brickwork. Until such time as the repair work was carried out to the satisfaction of the whole village no charge for water could be made. The young entrepreneur bridled, but the elders stood firm. They would fetch in a law writer from the city to enforce their ruling if they were ignored. Sulieman knew himself outmanoeuvred, but determined that he would not be beaten.
That night Fatima, and a lush-bodied young girl Sulieman had used and discarded, made their way to the place of the wells. They were there for some time.
Sulieman called in a family of well diggers from a neighbouring village. They looked at the wells and promptly declined the job. Three more groups declined the contract, before a family from many days’ walk away accepted the job unseen. They arrived at the wells and were obviously shocked by what they saw. They sat together on the dusty ground and pondered. In the end, they packed up their tools and left. Sulieman stood in the middle of the road and tried to stop them leaving.
‘You cannot go. You agreed.’
‘You didn’t tell us about the curse.’ Then the oldest of the well builders shut his mouth firmly and led the way back through the forest to his own village.
While all this was happening, many, many people decided they now wanted to drink well water and a steady stream of containers was filled every day. It started in the pearlescent light of dawn with the old women and their pottery ewers, and carried on all day as the more modern ladies fetched water in plastic containers balanced precariously on the seats of foul-smelling mopeds. Sulieman watched helplessly as his dreamed of profits slipped through his smooth, oiled fingers.
Greatly discomposed, he dipped deeply into his pockets and called on the services of a professional curse-lifter from a town many miles away. The old man arrived in a battered minivan, accompanied by two of his wives and a live chicken. He strode into the place of the wells with confidence writ large in every inch of his scrawny frame. He was back within two minutes with a white face and shaking limbs. He got back into the minivan and drove away. Sulieman never saw the man again, or his money.
After spending ten days alternately ranting and sulking, Sulieman did what he should probably have done in the first place, and made a visit to the holy man who inhabited a modest cave in the foothills of the great mountain two days’ walk from the wells. Of course, Sulieman didn’t walk, indeed the two-hour climb from the road to the hermit’s cave was almost too much for him and he reached the holy man on his hands and knees. He wasn’t there long, returning to his waiting jeep at great speed, slipping and sliding and snarling. His driver and guard both kept closed mouths and Sulieman sat biting his nails as the jeep sped back along the dirt road. Nobody cared to ask him what the hermit had said. Whatever it was it had dire consequences.
Sulieman’s luck went bad. His goats sickened, his fields bore no crops, his fiancé found somebody she liked more, and even his hair started to fall out. He stood this for one half of one year before calling a meeting with the village elders at which he apologised for any misunderstanding in the matter of the crumbling wells and withdrew all claim to the wells and their water. Then he packed a small bag and left the district never to return. Fatima burned the doll with his hair and fingernails in its belly, and life in the village returned to normal.

The water in the crumbling wells is sweet, and women of incomparable grace still fetch that water in the dawn light.

©️ Jane Jago 2016

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Sixty-One

“Am I dead?”

“Definition of dead,” the winged entity muttered.

“Is there more than one?”

He unbent a little.

“The last body you inhabited is perhaps ‘dead’. You are in the place of choice.”

“Choice?”

He indicated three staircases.

“Heaven, Hell, rebirth.”

“Heaven? 

“Paradise, angels.”

“Hell?”

“Eternal Ibiza, cocktails, noise, sex.”

“And there’s a reason why that’s hell?”

“Eternal…”

Then I noticed his body was hiding a small door.

I wanted that door, so I pushed past him and squeezed through the aperture.

To find myself laying on hard cold ground, with my husband holding my hand.

“Don’t leave me…”

©️jj 2018

Jane Jago’s Halloween Drabble

“The spell is ripe,” the shackled woman whispered.

Alisan and Armant regarded her with bright, vicious eyes, as the fetish stood up.

“Madam. What is your desire?”

It was Alisan who spoke. “We want Mother’s head.”

The creature disappeared with a bang and a whiff of decay. Moments later it returned, dragging something by a rope of pale hair. Alisan slit the old witch’s throat with his saw-edged knife as his brother snatched at the hair.

Horsehair. Attached loosely to the head of a hungry demon. It gnawed their living bones.

The spirit of the witch they tortured laughed. 

©️jj 2018

 

 

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