She trod up the aisle, to where the chosen husband awaited her.

He was blocky and brilliantined, with a whitish, bristling moustache, above pursed pink lips.

As she promised to obey, he smiled coldly, although walking down the aisle he patted her hand.

“As long as you obey orders,” he whispered, “you have nothing to fear.”

The wedding breakfast was interminable, but night still came too soon. The groom entered the bedchamber.

“Obedience,” he snapped, shutting the door behind him with a click.

Morning found a figure huddled in the corner of the bedroom. 

He never challenged his wife again….

©jane jago

 When the Apaches overran the wagon train Agnes was afraid almost beyond speech.  She didn’t see what happened to her parents, but a man with face-paint and blood all over him grabbed her and dragged her across the withers of his running pony.
The next thing she really knew was when she awoke to the smell of woodsmoke. She was lying on a bed of furs and a woman wearing leather and beads was saying something she couldn’t understand, holding out a cup of something that smelled of herbs. Her head hurt and she drank the herbs before drifting back to sleep.
Coming around again she became aware of the sound of fighting. She heard screaming and shouting and the call of a bugle. The cavalry had arrived. She thought herself safe, though little could have been further from the truth.
Agnes didn’t know how long it was before the soldiers found her. When they did she could feel the heat of their eyes. Then a coarse voice spoke.
“Form an orderly line, boys. We may as well make use of her before we take her back to daddy. He won’t never know it warn’t the injuns…”
She couldn’t even protest, because her mouth was filled with rank tasting rags. She supposed this was what Papa had warned her about when he spoke of the lusts of men, and fat tears of both pain and shame dripped onto the earth floor.
No one would ever believe her.

©jj 2019

He stood in a formal parade-ground stance, as ordered by the scowling Legionary Sergeant who had escorted him in and now lurked by the door. Vane had made a conscious choice not to relax him from the rigid posture. He never did with the conscripts.
Vane glanced back at the remote screen he had called up, its contents invisible to anyone else. “Amnesia,” he read the word aloud and looked back at the soldier. “Total amnesia?”
“Total retrograde amnesia, sir,”
The Sergeant, a big, broad-shouldered man called Hynas, stood almost a head taller than his charge who was not much more than average height, and the ever-present scowl changed to a sneer at the words. Vane ignored him.
“And do you know why?”
“Due to an unknown trauma immediately prior to my arrest, sir.”
“Prior to, not during?” The way most of his men were brought in to begin their military career in his Legion it would not have surprised him in the slightest to find the injury had been inflicted at that point.
“Yes, sir.”
“I see.” Vane wondered if he truly did, the implications here were so disturbing. “You have no knowledge or memory of anything before your arrest?”
“None, sir.”
“And that means you have no direct knowledge or experience of what life is like outside the Legion?”
“No, sir. I do not.”
“Then how can you know you want to leave us, soldier?”
He noticed a slight hesitation then.
“I have no direct personal knowledge, sir, but I have researched a great deal about it.”
Which, he supposed, explained the hesitation. But the idea of researching the complexities of everyday life with zero experience of it, stretched his credulity. Vane tried to keep that disbelief from his voice. “Researched it?”
“Yes, sir. I have talked to other people in my unit and accessed information through the Lattice.”
Everyday life as filtered through the minds of violent criminals and a military tactical data provider. The Commodore shook his head.

From Haruspex: Trust A Few‘ by E.M. Swift-Hook

The life of an elderly delinquent in limericks – with free optional snark…

The limerick’s a thing of great beauty
Although it’s both vulgar and fruity
For rhythm and rhyme
It’s ahead of its time
And the entendres do double duty

© jane jago

She had long ago stopped feeling her feet or fingers. A frozen-footed stumble took her into a ravine where the snow covered her in its cold embrace.

It was peaceful where she lay, and she found herself resentful of the hands that dug her out and roughly chafed her flesh.

“Wake up.” The voice was urgent. “Wake up little one. It is not yet your hour.”

She slotted open her eyes to see a bearded man looking down at her. He picked her up in his arms and the heat of his body slowly crept into her frozen soul.

©jane jago

Lost in the Game (Dream State Saga Book 4) by Christopher Keene is the latest in his LitRPG series and is out now.

Here lies Susan Dharma
2043-2060

“Well, Sue, I finally came to see you. And this time I’m not an utter mess.”
Although I had been at the funeral, the drugs they had given me at the Wona asylum had numbed me to the grief and left me a bumbling, wheelchair-bound fool. This was the first time I had visited the grave while fully lucid, and the guilt that it had taken me this long to give her a proper farewell dug at my heart. I tried to come up with something to say, but it was hard knowing she wouldn’t be able to hear me.
My mother had driven me to the graveyard today. It was a warm day, and she had offered to come with me to the grave for moral support and physical support if I needed it. She had never really stopped worrying about me after my month-long paralysis, no matter how many times I showed her I was fine to walk on my own now, so I requested she wait in the car. I was now glad I had because I was doing this all wrong. My lips weren’t trembling, my forehead wasn’t creased, and tears weren’t spilling down my cheeks like they were supposed to. The grief was coming out in another way. Anger tightened the cords in my neck until I felt like my skull was going to pop off.
“You were just a pawn!” I spat in my sudden fury. “Just another piece that Malcolm could shift so he could have his revenge. Now I’m the leader of Catastrophe and trying to prevent that. And here I was, just a few weeks ago, trying to avenge you by taking them out! The irony makes me want to puke!”
I was panting now, trying to keep it contained, hoping that no one else could hear me. The graveyard had been empty when I had arrived, but no doubt there was some old widow here now, updating her deceased husband on the latest gossip, and here I was having a tantrum like a child.
It didn’t matter. I needed to get this out.
“Now it turns out he’s achieved immortality. No one knows how, and on the very game you were trying to get pulled! You call that fair?” I exhaled heavily and forced a smile. “But that’s what I’ve been doing for the last few months, working with Windsor and trying to figure out how he did it. And once I find out, I’m going to destroy whatever’s left of him.”
The sun went behind a cloud, leaving me in shadow.
“I’m also helping this girl, Chloe. Her brother went missing a few years back, and we’ve been trying to track him through the game, but we haven’t had much luck. After what I did to find you in there, I can understand how she feels. I don’t think she’s deluding herself like I was, though. We met him, heard his voice, and . . .”
How would Sue have felt if she knew that Chloe and I were in a relationship less than a year after she had passed on? Knowing Sue, the fact that I worked as a gamer for Wona would have been enough to make her upset. But I had been playing for her . . .at first, anyway. After Samuel—or Sirswift, as he had been known in-game—was given twenty years in prison for assisting in her murder, it no longer felt like I was playing it for her sake.
“Murders, betrayals, kidnappings, and a ghost in the game. That’s what my life’s been like since you died. After everything that’s changed, it kind of feels like I died myself in that crash, but then if I had I would be with you and, well . . .”
I shook my head and turned to leave.

You can keep reading Lost in the Game (Dream State Saga Book 4) if you snag your copy now! Or start the series with First in the Game.

amazon.com/author/eawicklund Christopher Keene.

Q1: What drew you to write science fiction rather than any other genre? 

The speculative nature of worlds, technologies and futures based in science allowed me to explore fantastic yet grounded ways to put characters into interesting situations and conflicts. I like fantasy as well, though I feel science fiction sometimes creates more tangible and relatable worlds through a general since of technological progression, or at least the illusion of one.

Q2: If you could bring one thing from your book into the real world what would it be?

The Dream Engine, a device that can read and simulate your thoughts as visual actions in an operating system connected to the internet, allowing people to use it to record dreams and play games while wearing it. It’s similar to VR game, only it avoids the pitfalls of physical movement as you don’t have to worry about walking into walls or hitting a bookshelves when you’re in a dream.

Q3: What is your inspirational beverage of choice when writing?

I generally get most of my inspiration before I start writing, which can be almost anything from a conversation I’ve had with friends to other media to, rather ironically given the title of the series, dreams. Beverage, though? Probably chocolate milk, as I get a lot of ideas when going for long walks to the shop to get a carton between writing sessions.

Growing up in the small town of Timaru, New Zealand, Christopher Keene broke the family trend of becoming an accountant by becoming a writer instead. While studying for his Bachelor of Arts in English Literature from the University of Canterbury, he took the school’s creative writing course in the hopes of someday seeing his own book on the shelf in his favorite bookstores. He is now the published author of the Dream State Saga, as well as his new epic fantasy audiobook, Gods of the Mountain. You can find him on Facebook, Twitter or his own website.

Dying to be Roman by Jane Jago and E.M. Swift-Hook is a whodunit set in a modern day Britain where the Roman Empire still rules. If you missed previous episodes you can start reading from the beginning.

VII

It was the last day of The Games and the Augusta Arena was packed to the rafters with punters come to witness the final Game of the season. Dai and Julia sat in a box high up in the stadium roof. He looked at her with some concern. She was still bruised and battered and, to his eyes, looked as fragile as a flower. He knew that he needed to tread carefully so he spoke in elaborately casual tones.
“I’m guessing it’s not The Game we are here for?”
“No. Although even that would be preferable.”
“What then?”
“This is where Marcella meets her end. She is to be quartered. And I very much doubt that she will be accorded Mercy first. The parents of her two Roman victims aren’t the forgiving sort.”
Dai watched a muscle work in Julia’s throat and grasped the hand that was pleating the sleeve of her shirt in both of his. A glint of silver from his index finger caught the sun as he did so.
“I find I don’t much care what happens to that evil woman,” he admitted, aware he was for once condoning what he normally condemned – brutal Roman justice. “I haven’t forgotten what she would have done to you. I will never forget it – or forgive it.”
Julia squeezed his fingers.
“Me neither. And I do want her dead. It’s just the method…”
Maybe she would have said more, but a fanfare of brassy trumpets cut her short. Below them a group of praetorians was dragging a naked and screaming figure to the centre of the arena. Behind the praetorians came four shaven-headed charioteers, each of whom led a yoked pair of stallions. The horses were hitched to the sobbing woman, one team to each ankle and one to each wrist. The praetorians stepped back and the stadium fell silent, with the only sounds being the increasingly despairing screams of the spreadeagled woman. 
High upon the southern side of the terraces a figure in the imperial box stood up. The red kerchief in his hand could clearly be seen. He dropped the kerchief and the charioteers whipped up their horses. There was a dreadful wet tearing sound and Marcella was rent into four pieces. The stadium erupted as the horses dragged their gory trophies around the perimeter of the arena before galloping out via the stable entrance.
Dai glanced at Julia’s face, which looked as if it had been carved from ivory so still and fleshless was it. He squeezed her hand gently and she responded. The figure in the imperial box turned towards them and raised one fist. Julia stood up and bowed gravely across the arena. Dai could see her foster brother sitting in state next to Aurelius Galerius Valerius, Caesar of Galliae who stood in his salute to honour the justice done for Julia, while the crowd in the stadium howled and cheered.
Julia swayed on her feet, and Dai put out a hand to steady her but she was saved the embarrassment of falling by the deep-toned voice of a gong. She sat quickly, and Dai pushed her head down between her legs.
“Breathe, Julia.”
But it was too late, she started retching and all Dai could do was hold her head as she emptied her stomach.
Meanwhile, the arena filled with naked men. Men whose bodies were hard and scarred and tattooed. Men, each of whom stooped to put a thumb in the blood on the sand and imprint a bloody thumbprint on his own forehead. They resolved themselves into four teams, the finalists in this year’s Game, Caledonia with blue bands around each man’s left bicep, Germanica with green, Britannia Prima with red, and Iberia with yellow. Each team went to a corner of the stadium and stood in silence. This was what they would all have trained and fought for throughout most of their lives. This was their one chance and the grim faces all showed a determination that would brook no opposition. Here they each faced the possibility of maiming or death, but that was nothing when set against the precious prize of being lifted to the exalted status of Roman Citizen.
The gong sounded again and Caesar stood up in his box. This time he held a throwing stick in one hand and a golden ball in the other. As the gong ceased sounding Caesar placed the ball in the cup of the throwing stick and whipped it into the arena with vicious speed. A tall Iberian with a golden beard plucked the ball from the air.
And the pandemonium started.
Under the cover of the baying crowd, Dai wrung out his kerchief in water from his drinking bottle and used it to wipe Julia’s white face. She smiled her gratitude.
“I don’t think I want to be an inquisitor any more,” she whispered. “”I think I’d just like to retire to a little farm and grow olives.”
Dai looked at her and for a moment hesitated, his courage wavering, then he mustered a grin that he hoped seemed nonchalant.
“I can’t,” he said carefully, “offer you olives, but I happen to have recently come by a small orchard with apples, pears, plums and cherries that we could share if you wanted.”
Julia’s smile was so bright it all but dazzled him.
“I think I’d like that.”

You can read  Dai and Julia’s subsequent adventures together in the Dai and Julia Mysteries by Jane Jago and E.M. Swift-Hook.

I has no time for peeps today
I wish that they would go away
They interrupt me when I’m thinking
Their presence makes me think of drinking
I may have time for peeps tomorrow
If some patience I can borrow

©jj 2019

   Being the ‘Undead Liaison Officer’ of the city police isn’t exactly how I had planned to spend my year of Community Service. I only got the gig because I’m a mixed-blood – and because nobody else wanted it. Be that as it may, I hadn’t made to bad a fist of it. Until now. Two weeks of my secondment left an I hafta cop for this.
    What did I ever do? But I digress…
    The Chief called me into his office and stood looking down his impressive nose at me. When he thought I had squirmed enough spoke.
    “Ah. Cadman. Got a job for you. Woman dead. Up there,” he indicated the posh end of town with jerk of one thick thumb. “Her family is screaming murder, but she died alone in a locked room. You cut along and look into it.”
    Which left me walking up streets that got steeper and steeper, past houses that got bigger and bigger. I glanced at the ageing, and wooden-faced constable they had sent with me to see that even he was beginning to look concerned.
    “Fraggit,” he mumbled. “What’re we doing here.”
    “Praying,” I said shortly.
    He grinned tautly. “On it.”
    There were two smartly uniformed watchmen outside our destination. They knew my companion, and let us in without hindrance.
    “Watch the son,” one murmured out of the corner of his mouth. “He’s an asshole with attitude.”
    We had barely got into the house when a tall guy, whose handsome hawklike countenance was marred by a sulky pout, bore down on us with his brocaded soutane flapping behind him like a sail. He pointed a dramatic finger.
    “I demanded the best that the city has to offer, and this is what they send me!”
    “Undead Liaison,” I kept my tone neutral, “they have to send me, then I  call out the big guns. It’s procedure.”
    “Oh well. If it’s procedure.” His voice just about dripped sarcasm. “Come this way then.”
    He stalked ahead of us, and I had to run to keep up. Being half-dwarf and half-elf, I ain’t the longest in the leg. But we got to the room. Also guarded. 
    “Thank you maestre.” I’m always scrupulously polite to assholes.
    He didn’t deign to reply.
    “Nice,” one of the door guards muttered.
    I shrugged and opened the door, finding myself in what was obviously the boudoir of a very wealthy and spoilt woman. It was all done out in shades of pink, from the palest mother of pearl to screaming fuchsia. The only false note came in the form of a vase of flowers on a side table. They were roses, red as blood, and as out of place as myself and the constable in this room of decadent beauty, and as soon as I saw the roses, I knew who did it. Or I thought I did. I stuck my head out of the door. 
    “Does anybody know who was responsible for the floral decorations in here?”
    “No.”
    Fortunately for the state of my temper the second door guard was either brighter or just less lazy. “I’ll just go find out.”
    He was back pretty quick. “The deceased ordered them her own self from Mattie’s in the Pantheon.”
    I gave him the thumb, before shutting the door and sitting down, plump, on the floor.
    “Oh fraggit,” I said bitterly.
    “What?”
    “I know who killed her. The kicker is gonna be finding the proof.”
    “So. Who? And. Howja know?”
    “She done herself. And the clue is in that vase over there.”
    He looked at me like I’d flipped, but I kept my cool.
    “You notice anything odd about them flowers?”
    He scratched his head. “Well. I guess they are the wrong colour. But so what?”
    “Well. Did you know roses have names?”
    “What. Like Eric and Sid?”
    “No.  Not quite. Them roses is a variety called ‘Suicide’. Seems telling to me.”
    “You sure about the name?”
    “Ninety per cent. But I guess I should check.”
    I dragged out my telecaster and called father. He answered as grumpily as ever. 
    “What do you want, child?”
    “Can you identify a rose for me?”
    He pricked up his ears. “Show me.”
    I panned over to the vase.
    “Suicide,” he snapped. “Where?”
    “From Mattie’s in the Pantheon.”
    “Okay.”
    He cut the connection.
    “That’s my dear old dad.” I managed to hide the hurt under a jaunty grin. Or so I thought. 
    The middle-aged constable patted my head. “Now what?”
    I had one of them thunderbolt inspirations.
    “Search the room for roses.”
    I’ll give it to him, he was a better searcher than me. I’d have never even thought of the marquetry roses on the table that held the vase. But he lifted the cut glass and looked down.
    “I seen one of these tables once before. It had a hidden drawer.”
    “So does my mother’s table.” It was mister sarcastic. He strolled over and pressed three rose petals simultaneously. A tiny drawer flew open disclosing a cream parchment envelope. He opened it with one overlong fingernail. When he had finished reading his face was the colour of old ivory. To do him justice he pulled himself together and bowed to me.
    “My thanks. Liaison Officer. This explains much.”
    Me and the Constable buggered off quick, but the financial bonus, when it come through, was enough to set both of us up for life. Me? I’m a housewife now and my partner is a retired City Constable of phlegmatic temperament and quiet humour. 
    And all because my absent father breeds roses.

©️Jane Jago 2019

People always put us down
Just because we’re st-still around
The things we did don’t get extolled
Hope I die when I’m v-very old

They want us to just f-f-fade away
Young folk blame us every day
We tried to make this world a b-better place
But we’re told we’re a disgrace

My generation, my generation’s still here today.

Why don’t you all f-f-face the truth?
We did our best with all the proof
Where we fucked up, so would’ve you
Now stop the blame game, you know it’s true.

We tried to make the world a b-better place
But now we’re told we’re a d-disgrace
The things we did don’t get extolled
Hope I die when I’m very old…

E.M. Swift-Hook