Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Two Hundred and Forty-Six

Sometimes your face does you no favours, Yurg was a case in point.

He was a gentle poetic soul who wrote bad verse, played the standing harp and sighed over pretty ladies. In an ideal world he would have attended a bardic college, but we don’t live in an ideal world. Instead of studying music and literature he found himself following in the footsteps of his father and grandfather and patrolling the dank corridors of the castle dungeons. 

He wore the uniform kilt and sandals and carried the bullwhip and keys. 

Yurg’s face dictated his fate, and he hated it…

©jj 2019

My Neighbour’s House

I don’t live in my neighbour’s house
We are a wall apart
But I know when she’s very cross
And when she breaks her heart.

And she must hear the many times
I’ve watched my sports team win
My cheers and whoops and shouts of joy
Must make quite a din.

I knew the day her man took off
She threw things all around.
And the day her brother died
She didn’t make a sound.

Then something must have changed a lot –
I heard a baby cry.
Now there’s nappies on the line
But I don’t want to pry.

We never talk or try to talk
And I don’t plan to start.
I don’t live in my neighbour’s house
We are a wall apart.

E.M. Swift-Hook

 

Weekend Wind Down – The Mausoleum

Taken from the upcoming eighth Fortune's Fools book Iconoclast: Not To Be by E.M Swift-Hook

The following day Avilon had deposited her travel bag at the spaceport and reached her chosen observation point in good time. A bench under a tree. She had identified it as giving her a clear view of three of the entrances to the mausoleum. Like most across Coalition space, it was set in a small park. Many mausoleums were polyhedral with the octagonal format being most favoured.  This one was smoothly round beneath its dome, three stories high, with curved alcoves pushing the building’s walls out in bulges, so it looked a little like a sophisticated dessert, upturned on a serving dish.
Considering the venue, she had dressed appropriately and wore a traditional mourning veil over her face. Just as most of the women and many of the men present were doing as a mark of respect or simply to hide the signs of their grief. Except this veil was not as traditional as it appeared. Aside obscuring her features and making her hard to recognise, the fabric was designed to disrupt facial recognition in a way no amount of current technology could correct.
The weather was overcast, which seemed to fit well with the mood of the place. Two funerals arrived as she waited, the people filing in solemn procession through one of the entrances, the coffins bourne on silent gurneys, flanked by smartly clad relatives and followed by friends. Once inside they would be shown into one of the side-chambers of the mausoleum, where they would sit and listen to speeches in praise and remembrance of the one who had died.
After the second of the funerals had gone inside, Avilon checked the time and took the security cameras offline, before walking slowly to join a third funeral procession making its way into the mausoleum. There was nothing preventing her simply walking in to honour the dead, but as part of a larger group she drew less attention from the staff and it was not difficult to detach herself unobserved once inside. She had spotted Car Torbalen walking in the middle of the second procession, a veil over his head and his demeanour as grave as the rest of the mourners, only recognisable by his bulk and the way he moved. She wondered if he was indeed there to attend that funeral. It would have provided a solid pretext to satisfy the Legacy whilst removing him from under their scrutiny. It was a good idea to keep in mind that he was a very clever man.
Even though it was dull outside, the dimly lit interior of the mausoleum seemed dark. Avilon had to allow a few moments for her eyes to adjust as she looked around. The funeral procession she had followed was still slowly filing into a side-chamber, guided by silent ushers. There were also a handful of people in the main body of the building, come to visit their dead. Avilon looked up to where the domed roof was set with thousands of shining points of light. Most were white but there were reds and blues and greens there too, illuminated from around the dome. Each point of light, a gemstone formed from the remains of someone who had died many years before. The gems of the more recently deceased were set in special cabinets where relatives could visit them and place flowers or leave other tokens. These cabinets were in the alcoves, tiered around the walls, accessible by open walkways on each floor so the echoing silence and beauty of the dome was omnipresent.
Torbalen was visible on the top walkway, leaning on the rail and looking up at the dome. He had removed the veil and seemed oblivious to her presence or that of anyone else, lost in thoughts of infinity and mortality, perhaps. It was hard to tell as the lighting was too poor, but it was very clear he was alone.
This was not a place to rush or be seen to move fast, so Avilon walked as quickly as she could without breaking convention and drawing attention to herself. Appearing to be a not-so-recently bereaved relative, moving with purpose to visit her dead. Once she was on the highest gallery she lifted her own veil. Torbalen must have heard her approach as she made no attempt to move silently but he remained, arms folded on the rail, contemplating the starry vault of the mausoleum dome. It was only when she was a couple of paces away, he turned, briefly, met her gaze and stepped into the alcove behind them. Avilon followed.
“My parents are here,” he said, not turning to face her. He opened one of the cabinets to reveal two crystals resting in a soft cloth bed, nestled side by side in the gentle glow of the cabinet’s lighting. “It won’t be long before they are set in the dome – five years I’ve been told. They need the space for the more recently deceased.”
Avilon wondered what to say. Her own parents, dead in an accident that she had long since doubted really was one, would be somewhere in a Central mausoleum. She had never been to visit them and was not sure she would want to even if it were ever possible. She was no longer the child they had raised or the person they had known, in more ways than the merely physical.
“This is your homeworld?” she asked after the silence stretched too long.
“It was. Once. I don’t think any of us really have a home as such now, do we? And yes, I am here for the funeral of a relative. My brother.” He lifted a hand as Avilon drew breath to speak. “No need for condolences and you are not intruding on private grief with this meeting. We were never exactly close. In fact, I can’t recall the last time we had a civil word for each other – and that includes our shared childhood. But it was still expected for me to be here, of course.”
“Thank you for agreeing to meet me.”
Torbalen half-turned to sweep his hand over the cabinet, closing it again, leaving them in the dark of the alcove.
“You didn’t give me much choice. I need the information you have.”

E.M Swift-Hook

Iconoclast: Not To Be will be out later this year. In the meantime you can catch up with the other Fortune's Fools books in the series.

 

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Two Hundred and Forty-Five

Richelda stood in the nave of the Abbey as the other half of her soul was made a postulant monk. Pride kept her spine straight and her eyes dry, but she mourned inside.

Five hundred years later another young woman faced a decision. Marry for love and forfeit her family, or do as she was told and bleed from the heart. 

In her mind, she saw herself and Aled. But not as they were. Aled was tonsured like a monk, and herself wore silks and a tall headdress.

“Do not let them break you.”

Ruth turned to Aled and smiled.

©jj 2019

The Willow Man

The willow man’s breath fogs the window
He scratches the glass with twiggy fingers
You hide your head under the pillow
But the voice of the wildwood lingers
It follows you into the edges of sleep
And echoes in the spaces of your head
Under your straining eyelids it creeps
And flavours each indrawn breath with dread
The willow man’s breath is as cold as cold
And his fingers are knotted and strong
No matter if you be in childhood or old
You will suffer the ice of his song
The willow man’s breath chills coldly
His twiggy fingers scrape your throat
Will you face the willow man boldly
Do you have fear’s antidote?

© jane jago 

MF Metheringham IV reviews ‘A Game of Thrones’ by GRR Martin

I received a copy of this book almost a decade ago the first and only birthday present I got from my father after he left us for a better place (Bermuda as it happens). He had scribbled in the front of it: “I wanted to send you Machiavelli’s ‘The Prince’ but they didn’t have a copy at the airport – this is almost as good. Life lessons, son, life lessons…” and then a scrawled initial.

For a time I used the voluminous volume to support my bedside lamp which was at an awkward height otherwise, its brilliance shining directly into my eyes when I lay back on my pillows. The trusty tome did sterling service until I replaced the lamp. Then I read it, curious as to what precisely those life lessons might be.

My Review

A loving family adopts a litter of wolf pups then is torn apart and mostly murdered. Self-seeking wins out over altruism. Lots of nasty things happen to nice people.

Highly recommended for being such a good bedside lamp stand for so many years, hence four stars. 

Moonbeam Farquhar Metheringham IV

You can find more of IVy’s profound thoughts in How To Start Writing A Book courtesy of E.M. Swift-Hook and Jane Jago.

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Two Hundred and Forty-Four

The Jade Princess lifted an exquisite porcelain cup in one slender hand. She inhaled the aroma of green tea overlain with a bitter foreign smell that would have had a less controlled woman wrinkling her nose. She sipped the brew before signalling her women to leave her.

Replacing the cup on its stand she composed herself to wait.

Outside her pavilion, the sound of trampling boots grew louder as did the screams of frightened women.

The warlord was in the palace. 

When he kicked his way through the rice paper walls he found the princess perfectly poised. And completely dead.

©jj 2019

Coffee Break Read – Enough

I can’t hear you any more. You are too far away now. For a long time I could hear you singing as you walked away from me. Now all there is is the wind soughing in the trees and that’s such a sad sound that I go inside and shut the door. I run my fingers over the smooth planed wood of the table and imagine it’s your skin under my hand. The dog lifts her silky head and catches my tears in her fur, standing patiently as I cry out the hurt of you leaving.

I mustn’t do this. I must not. I scrub my hands over my hot cheeks feeling the wetness with my fingertips.

What a mess. What a lonely mess. All I can hear now is my own breathing. All I can feel now is the cold lump in my chest where I used to have a heart. All I can do is bury my face in your pillow and inhale the smell of your frost crisped hair.

It has been the most part of a day now and the sky is tinted as red as my blood. I am so frozen that I do not even hear the opening of the door, I do not feel the cold breath of wind against my hot cheeks, I do not sense another person coming to stand behind me. It isn’t until a pair of arms comes around me from behind that I think I start to breathe again.

I turn and hide my face in the prickly wool of your jumper.
“You came back.” The creaky scratchy little voice barely sounds like me.
Your calloused palms cup my face, and I see the tears on your cheeks as I feel them on my own.
“I belong here,” you say, and the sky no longer smells of blood, and the dog goes back to her basket.

I feel in my soul that you will manage to leave me one day. But not today. And that’s enough.

©️ Jane Jago 2017

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Two Hundred and Forty-Three

He cut an awkward figure on the stage, hunched over a guitar he seemed almost to frail to play, with his skinny legs hooked at odd angles around the bars of a tall stool.

His mastery of the guitar would have been enough, but then the voice that came from behind the curtain of overlong hair that hid his face was of a purity that broke hearts.

He sang of pain, and passion, and unrequited love, dragging each drop of sorrow from every line.

Afterwards he went home to his his fat laughing wife and their tribe of happy babies.

©jj 2019

Mrs Jago’s Handy Guide to the Meaning Behind Typographical Errors: Part XI

.... or 'How To Speak Typo' by Jane Jago

arror (noun) – inaccurate missile fired from a baw 

baw (noun) – piece of bent wood with string, specifically designed for firing missiles at one’s own foot

cehck (verb) – the action of exploring the nasal cavity with an extra long fingernail

doog (noun) – a modern dance involving the raising of one’s right leg and symbolic sniffing of one’s partner’s posterior

ewach (noun) – small marsupial usually found under the bosom of spectacularly fat women

frabkly (adverb) – to complete an action in a sideways and scuttling manner reminiscent of a crustacean

gentrifly (verb) – to render an area yummy mummy free

gragoyle (noun) – stone carving heavily besmirched with pigeon shit

maffin (noun) – fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free flavour-free muffin

mohtre (verb) – the act of reluctant parenting characterised by the ritual clip round the ear and excessive use of the naughty step

ognon (adjective) – of breath, being offensively scented with allium 

poek (verb) – the act of eating stringy meat

quuck (noun) – very bright yellow ‘cheese’ with absolutely no flavour and the texture of a rubber ball

sking (noun) – the scummy bit on the top of elderly custard

tooe (noun) – small digging rodent renowned for its crusty nails and unpleasant odour

understanking (verb) – crawling through a tunnel under a tank full of piranha fish

Disclaimer: all these words are genuine typos defined by Jane Jago. The source of each is withheld to protect the guilty.

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