Pearls of wisdom from an octogenarian who’s seen it all…
I’m as fond of food as anyone, and I cook some pretty mean stuff. But the day I plate it and stick it on a carefully dressed table in order to post a picture (or effin video!) of it on Facebland or Instayawn or Tricktoke you have my full permission to slap me about the head with a wet fish and have me committed.
Worse still?
Being in a restaurant and perfectly willing to let food go cold so one can be a pretentious poser.
Just. Stop. It.
You are paying through the nose for your food. Eat it while it’s hot and stop effing about!
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