Pearls of wisdom from an octogenarian who’s seen it all…
I have no philosophical objection to gum chewing. If you wish to masticate plastic then that is fine by me.
But.
Effing well dispose of it properly.
That means.
Not.
On the pavement.
Under the edge of the pub table.
Stuck to the wall next to wherever you are sitting.
Etcetera.
Remove the disgusting globule from your gob. Wrap it in a tissue. And put it in the bin!
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