Word of the Day – Categorize

In an effort to educate the nominally literate and inform those with sufficient humility to understand their own lack of comprehension, Esme offers the correct definition of misunderstood words…

Categorize

1. (verb – pronunciation note: cat-ego-rise) Making a fuss of your pet to boost its self-esteem. Example: Tibbles had hidden from the vacuum cleaner, so her owner quickly categorised her..
2. (proper noun – pronunciation note: Cate-go-rise) An alarm clock made by a brand associated with a famous actress. Example: The new Categorise will get you out of bed looking as gorgeous as Ms Blanchett!.

If you have any words whose meaning escapes you, Esme Crockford is always happy to share her lexicographical knowledge and penetrating insight into the English language.