Granny’s Pearls of Wisdom – Odd Socks

Pearls of wisdom from an octogenarian who’s seen it all…

Why do I have a drawerful of odd socks? I don’t buy odd socks. I don’t make a habit of taking off one sock and leaving it somewhere random. I don’t make a hole in one sock of every pair.

So where do the single socks come from?

Some of them aren’t even from pairs I have ever owned.

Does the washing machine eat socks?

Is there a sock fairy stealing them?

I have no bloody idea. 

But what I do know is that there’s only one way to deal.

Just wear pairs of odd socks and insist it’s the height of fashion…