Advice on growing old disgracefully from an elderly delinquent with many years of expertise in the art – plus free optional snark…
You are old, and that prompts me to ask
How certain events came to pass
How you got a gold fang
And a piercing that hangs
And a dragon tattooed on your ass
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How on earth did you know about that tattoo?
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