Granny’s A-Z – Q is for Quirky Cutlery

Things that make us go poop…

Granny and the ‘ladies’ darts team of The Dog and Trumpet alphabetically collate their collective contempt for the inhabitants of the twenty-first century.

Q is for Quirky Cutlery and now it’s time to fess up!

Open your cutlery drawer and stare inside. Is there any weird stuff? Obviously, I’m not interested in why you keep your vibrator in there.

No, what I’m on about is ‘specialised’ cutlery. 

Do you have? 

Soup spoons and bouillon spoons

Tiny weeny mustard spoons

Steak knives and forks

Fish knives and forks

Pastry forks

Desert knives

Chopsticks

Coffee spoons and tea spoons

Soda spoons

Grapefruit spoons

Fruit knives

If you can answer yes to any of the above I have one more question: Why?

I have managed to eat food for the better part of ninety years without resorting to such quirky weirdness. Why the Dog and Trumpet can’t you?

All you need is a knife, fork, and spoon.

And don’t get me started on sporks!