Christmas Delivered

My Christmas this year was delivered by Amazon
It came in plain packing with odd things within
The tree in its big box was left in the shed
The baubles and fairy lights came after instead
The presents I gave I never did see
‘Cos Amazon wrapped them and sent them for me.
The extras and trimmings arrived as I asked
In bundles and bags, Christmas unpacked at last
It all came by delivery van, I’m ready to go.
Oh, except for the food, that was brought by Tesco!

E.M. Swift-Hook