Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…
The Choir’s Lament
(To be droned loudly and nasally to the tune of ‘Gaudete‘)
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day
Tiddly tiddly, tiddly pom, tiddly tiddly tiddle
I have lost half of my brain and I need a widdle
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day
Stand we all inside the choir, masters come to school us
Tempers fuggit, Dominus, smacks us with a ruler
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day
Deus, homo sapiens, strange sounds with no glory
We don’t understand a word, cannot see the story
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day
Puer nobis nascitur, rector angelorum
What the hell does this all mean? We could die of boredom
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is boring
But we have to sing it, on Christmas Day
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is boring
But it’s now an earworm. Won’t go away.
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