Corrupted Carols – We Three Folk

Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…

We Three Folk

(To be sung with upbeat enthusiasm to the tune of ‘We Three Kings‘)

We three folk from Amazon are
One in a white van, one in a car
One on an escooter with a computer
Bearing packages afar

Oh box the items, box them right
Extra packing, wedged in tight,
Shove the lot in, all that shopping
Get it there before tonight

Books for aunties, perfume for mum
Lots of treats to stuff in your tum
Piles of hoodies, all kinds of goodies
Even a bottle of rum.

Oh box the items, box them right
Extra packing, wedged in tight,
Shove the lot in, all that shopping
Get it there before tonight

Once we went to shop in the rain
Christmas shopping was such a pain
Now you click and then double quick
Amazon comes again!

Oh box the items, box them right
Extra packing, wedged in tight,
Shove the lot in, all that shopping
Get it there before tonight