How To Be Old – Advice for Beginners: Five

Advice on growing old disgracefully from an elderly delinquent with many years of expertise in the art – plus free optional snark…

You are old so you shouldn’t bedazzle
You should be both faded and frazzled
It shouldn’t be you
With a Harley (brand new)
And a Swarovski Crystal vajazzle

© jane jago

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  1. What a delightfully raunchy and playful sense of humour!! Please consider yourself warmly hugged; and more if you wish 🙂

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