A selection of rhymes by Jane Jago, made age appropriate for those for whom their second childhood is just around the corner…
Monday’s Child
Monday’s child is rubbish at math
Tuesday’s child has a wobbly ass
Wednesday’s child wants to be artistic
Thursday’s kid’s a tad sadistic
Friday’s child is full of crap
And Saturday’s child just needs a slap
But the child that was born on a Sunday morn
Is the offspring of Satan right down to the horns.
You can find this, and other whimsical takes of life in On The Throne? a little book of contemplation from Jane Jago.
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