Parody Song

When you’re in a singles bar
Friday night’s been dead so far
If he has his teeth and a car
Then he will do

If you’ve had enough Jim Beam
No request is too obscene
When you’re in a singles bar
At half past two

Fate’s a bitch
She brings bad luck
Nobody could give a f**k
Days like this they really suck
You know they do

If sometimes your life is shit
And you’re standing in a pit
Use your wits and shake your tits
It might just do

©️JJ