If I Tweet

If I tweet
Will my feet
Compete
If I fart
Will the art
Depart
If I sneeze
Will my knees
Freeze
If I poo
What will you
Do
If I twitter
Is the babysitter
Bitter
If I read
Will I need
Feed
If I critique
Will I speak
Greek
If I rhyme
May I waste
Time

© jane jago