Coffee Break Read – Locked On

“Left a bit.”
*Baaaaa-chink*
“Right – no left. LEFT!
*Cree-chink!*
“Shit! You guys suck at this. Gricks, get back round and we’ll – ”
*Froooo–rooo—jik”
“WHO THE – ?”
“Sorry Boss. Thought I was in with a pretty good -”
“Shut up Gricks! Just get back and we’ll give it one more try.”
*Foooooooo-rooo—jik*
*Cree-baaa-creeee-baaa*
*Clunk*
*Clunk*
*THUNK*
“Yeeee-Haaa!”
“Wooooo-woooooo!”
“Way to go people! Grats – we all just made a million creds.”
“Squeeee!”
“Yea – you too Gricks! Just get it in the salvage bay careful like, right? This is a piece of centuries old human history you got there, not some of your people’s modern space junk!”

E.M. Swift-Hook