A bite of… Brhi Stoke’s Ripley

Today we have the opportunity to cross-examine Ripley, hero of Caligation

Question 1: How would you describe your own character? And do you think we would like you if we met?

Describe myself? That’s a hard one, I guess I hadn’t really given it much thought. I suppose I’m fairly… relaxed? I guess that probably translates better to ‘boring’, though. Average guy, average day-to-day, average consumption of beer. The only interesting thing would be that I surf, but everyone here does. Does “wants something more out of life but is too lazy to be something other than complacent” work? As for liking me – I guess so. I think I’m relatively inoffensive, most of the time…. some of the time. I think.

Question 2: If you could have just one thing to help in your quest for survival what would it be, and why?

Some goddamn answers. Actually, then I wouldn’t be on this ‘quest’, which would be ideal. …and back to complacency in boring life I would go. At least this crazy hell-hole is interesting. In all seriousness, though, I would like to have the abilities of some of the other… things here. I think being a monstrous beast would help me out a lot. Or being able to shoot lightning from my fingers or something.

Question 3: In an emergency what is your crutch? Alcohol? Drugs? Blind panic?
Probably blind panic. Having a relatively normal life means I’m not really equipped for crazy stuff. I always thought I was pretty good in a pinch… until I actually got into said pinch and realised that I’m terrible.

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